Finished Folds (841—860)
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6amazingly we all survived the crash. Even the elephants were unscathed. I have this strange, muddled memory though of being dragged through the mud, and my car is still missing.
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5your big bag of goodies. I'm craving something sweet." Felix, being the lovestruck, street-savvy man that he was, quickly returned. Yet he was hesitant to give Beatrice his cookies
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9That would mean you saw something, assuming you can see. See?" "It's a double negative," she said in spite of herself. She couldn't not say anything.
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5clan over for a feast. When her sister Sharon saw what was on the menu, and still skewered on the spit, she shrieked. "I thought you said 'dinner' party, not Donner party."
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5"You know what I do, SQUAWK!" Bruno screeched, causing his owner to stumble. Bruno was a snarky little budgie, and he quite enjoyed mimicking his owner when it was least expected.
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1But the pizzeria employees knew that no self-respecting Italian ate store-bought refrigerated pizza. "Get it yourself, imposter! You don't fool us," declared Adriana.
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1He stared in horror at the assignment for the day in his English composition course. How was he going to do this? He should have paid more attention in class, not thinking about
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2He just couldn't bring himself to eat from it. Rex had been his buddy. He put up posters around town and asked around at the local shelters about whether anyone had spotted him.
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3clean oysters all day, and this is how you're repaid? The monster in the seat beside you spits a wad of phlegm onto the floorboard of your brand new Mercedes. "What the actual
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4sss tongue and hissed. I gasped and watched him transform. He wriggled out of his frogsuit and came out as a green garter snake. "I never knew you had it in you," I said.
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3their heads on a silver platter, but he wanted them smiling. "Bobo the Clown always gets what he wants," he said, frowning. The demented clown's entourage went in search of
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4As it turned out, he was a a wildlife sanctuary in northern FL. The hot springs were good for his flippers, he said, and he should know. Det. Manatee is one smart sea cow.
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7Light reflecting off Uranus could result in a sudden surge of self-importance. Today could be the day when others finally see what an asset you are. GEMINI: A full moon may reveal
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3the goddess. She turned on the half-shell and questioned the voice in the sky: "Venus... Really? I was kind of hoping for Serena, or was that name already taken?"
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4puwwing them on whiwe hobbwing out, but my wittwe wegs got twisted. I stepped on the hem of my pants and stumbwed. Eaws twitching, the sweeping wady wabbit stawtwed awake.
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4where the shards went, but at the last second he lifted up his arms to shield his face and took two steps back, right onto a sharp sliver. Good thing he was wearing thick heels.
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5Plus it was hotter than a sheep's butt in a pepper patch up there. "Hurry up, I'm fit to burst," said Stephen, crossing all six legs. But the flytrappin' redneck Martian kids
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2me. On the holodeck, I saw Richard Simmons strike a yoga pose and say, "Say farewell to fat!" He'd traded his tank top and Dolfin shorts for a blue suit jacket and leather pants.
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3Finally the boy's last meal of muskox caught up with him. He broke wind and melted the ice. The ungrateful father was swept away in the ensuing waves. The son survived.
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2, and then I demonstrated the Art of the singing telegram. I told them that my teacher had been no other than the Russian ambassador, so I knew a thing or two. GM was awestruck.