Finished Folds (821—840)
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2pass the job off to the nearest intern, so that's what the administrator did to separate the naughty folded bits from the squeaky clean ones. Meanwhile a spam baby was born
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4lovingly stroked a box of floss and flashed his pearly whites. Billy edged away from Mr. Nondescript and then bolted for the door. A warm, foul breath brushed the back of his neck.
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4noses. *Ach-zap!* "Gesundheit!" But that's not what scared me the most. The dog-like Cerberus had three monstrous heads, each of which resembled my last three exes.
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3I rushed to explain, "That is, would you like them baked or fried? Or even boiled!" Wilbur and Babe looked perplexed. "Your eggs," I blurted.
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4at the thoughts ... all except for one. Who on earth likes those candy bars loaded with peanuts and sticky caramel anyway? The Thought Police were nuts but
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4to find her sprawled out on the washroom floor. "Not again," Grumpy bemoaned. "We always get stuck cleaning up her messes." "Yup," Sleepy said and then passed out next to her.
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5Sure I did okay with algebra and geometry in school, but when it comes to counting folds I need extra digits to keep everything straight. Already this story is getting out of hand
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2I remember! Now all I have to do is keep thinking about -- "Excuse me?" A smiling woman in a white lab coat is standing beside me. "Hi," I reply. "You look very ... familiar."
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5it, a bunch of PETA activists entered. They were chanting, "Adopt, don't buy! We'd rather be naked than wear fur!" I lost my grip on the hairy snakeskin ladder. I slid down
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3!" On and on it went until Granny Smith took the wheel and stopped the seedy character in his tracks. Afterwards she retold the whole juicy story to her friends.
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5is only a phone call away, but you still need to be careful." "I've had my shots," she protested but put on her protective suit and leather gloves. "All set Badger. Open the door."
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3night, and should I be worried that this trip had lasted so long? Did I remember to turn off the coffeemaker this morning? After checking my pockets twice more I found a mirror in
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2they forget their meds. My delayed reaction only seemed to stir the pot. "Why don't u answer? Don't u luv me? Don't make me track u down and murder u in ur sleep! Hugs & kisses,
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4it was time go if I valued my life. "Call me back when it's over," she said. I scowled and hung up. I was on my own. I had to grab a few belongings and then scram
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4"OK. I'll try anything once." I swallowed the pill, and before I could say dissociative anesthetic, I was sliding down into k-land. He was right: no pain. In fact, I couldn't feel
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5you are hereby charged with willfully taking the name of Lord Farqauuad in vain." "Did not!" "Did, too! Listen, I'm the one in charge here, and I say you did."
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4focus on class. Yesterday I was giving a speech, and they popped right out, giving everyone an eyeful. My pupils had to help me put them back into their sockets.
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6"What is it that you want, I wonder," she sighed, and eyed the newly acquired interferometer. "I want you to assist me in my experiments," said Terri. "I have an aether theory..."
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4cots tightly secured. He passed on the tainted meat though."Thanks. I already ate, and I have a latex allergy." Drat! I knew he'd tried to poison me, but did he know that I knew?
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5using condiments. "But the best part is when it dribbles down my chin," he said and took a big bite of the mustardy kielbasa. She rolled her eyes and went in search of napkins.