Finished Folds (881—900)
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4coffee and cinnamon buns." "How's about some eggnog instead? It's my day off."
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6But Boochie always was a trooper, so she took off her Leia wig and stormed into the study. There the Godfather waited, meanwhile talking with a group of kids dressed like Wookies.
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7-cially accepted means by which to tell your spouse how you really feel about them. Maybe a weekend getaway trip would be safer after all. I fired up my computer and searched for
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5Batman was really fond of his Reliant Robin gold statue. When he needed "me-time," Batman would tell potential guests, "If the Robin is a-rocking, don't come a-knocking."
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5escape the cold, hard reality of life by playing adult boardgames and going to comic cons. It was during one of those events that he gained superhuman strength and learned how to
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1would surrender the Land of Sweets. The Nutcracker would be transformed into a huge wedge of cheese, while the Rat King and his army would run rampant and eat everything.
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4During an intermission, the one-legged conductor slid a silvery hip flask out of his pants pocket and sneaked a slurp and a swig. The booze balanced him, he'd say.
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8a garish display of allergic reactions. My allergist prescribed a round of meds to protect me from animal dander, shellfish, and certain spices. "What about my in-laws?" I asked.
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5spork, shoving the sweet bits into his gob. He offered to show me his pot of gold. All I had to do was follow him to the end of the rainbow. "Trust me. It's magically delicious!"
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3I was also known as the kid with the really long last name. My classmates assumed that my parents either had an ego problem or were just really indecisive.
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4sea creature, a megalodon, shot out from an underwater cave not far from my time machine. I hurriedly pulled some levers, in order to make another jump - this time to the future.
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2custom-made, combination fruit-masher/apple launcher. The King spat seeds and fretfully searched the castle. "Now what am I going to do with all of these Macouns and Braeburns?"
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3at least you don't glow in the dark. Try searching for scraps under a black-light. See how long it takes before The Man squashes all of your best intentions." The roach's words
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2jabbed at it with a butter knife, but it passed right through the shimmering ectoplasm. Ever persistent, ravenous George squirted mustard at the ghost and tried to play ketchup.
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2He swung the heavy axe and missed. "Don't quit your day-job," said his younger sister, Vera. The golden egg-laying goose scampered away from Will and the chopping block.
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5Hans took the decrepit-looking VHS tape in his hands and gave Greta a puzzled look. "Pick whichever one you want, but I'm standing right here. There's no need to blare it."
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6With trembling fingers I took the taco. Like a crisp tortilla, my defenses crumbled upon this realization. My life seemed so insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Lettuce
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4and meatballs that were made by the bride's mother - it was a real mess. The groom went to hug the bride and smeared the lovely white dress with her's mother's marinara sauce.
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5es of gin and juice still in his glass, "cost me a grand. I lost the tooth after falling from a table in the church basement where I'd been dancing. Long story. Don't ask."
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6"Can you say my name?" My mind went blank. What was her name again? I knew it was long & tricky to pronounce. "If you can say it right, I'll buy whatever it is you're selling."