Finished Folds (1001—1020)
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6scared him senseless. Then he woke up with a start to the sound of his alarm clock and the chill of the morning air. He was relieved to find it was all a dream... Or was it?
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2and other pop music clones. The rock band played increasingly loud to drown them out. "Like a cancer grows," the lead singer belted out as the crazed fans rushed toward the stage.
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5and his eyes bulged in their sockets. Fumes shot out of his mouth and set off the smoke alarm. He ran screaming from the kitchen and stubbed his toe on a
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8You ought to have a idea, sure as you're born. Get it together. Write on, write on. Get up. Get on up. Stay on the scene. Get on up, like a Fold Machine. Shake your story maker
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2As the chef started talking about his stroopwafels, I fell back on old patterns of passive-aggressive behavior to show my disdain for his choice of nomenclature.
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7The hospital staff thought it was cute, but after hours of non-stop nose beeping, a nurse said, "Beat it, honky!" Little Slappo kicked all three legs and spat out his pacifier.
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5That's why we changed his name to Yoda. His answers were cryptic and weirdly phrased. "Kitty want a treat?" Ears twitching, he trilled, "Me treats, give now!" I hastily obeyed.
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5greasiness as they slid down the chow chute. "Salty fried dough stuffed with a big sausage, sounds delightful," Assange said with a twisted sense of delight. His salt-and-pepper
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9of consciousness, with varying degrees of awareness. Top-tier music execs came and heard the spacey teacher croon the tune. After twenty takes, the industrious melody became a hit.
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6needy. John howled all night and followed Hendrix wherever he went, in hopes that he would come to his senses. However Hendrix didn't hear, now that he always wore ear muffs.
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2ant which closely resembled her now deceased owner, Mrs Spooner. The niece, newly married, nearly fainted when she first saw Tootsie the cat being petted by the robotic hands
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7, but that didn't stop me. So what if Ms. Von Trapp didn't approve of my offbeat version of Edelweiss? Later on though she caught me singing, "How do I solve a problem like Maria?"
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6One of the wedding guests stood up and said, "Hey, I may be a marauder, but I'm no murderer!" Frank nervously retreated with his phone in hand. "Damn autocorrect," he muttered.
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7really furry but not fat. I could barely see beyond the sea of hair. Empty tuna fish cans littered the floor. Buttercup knocked over her food and water bowls with her dust-mop tail
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12"Sorry, I'm all out." My childhood memories would never be the same. "Hey, Eeyore...why so glum?" "I'm not depressed - just really, really, mellow," he said and took a deep drag
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6package, which he held with both hands. Asta the Pooch was so aggressive in seeking attention that the Postman lost his grip. The large package fell to the ground and out came a
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5o!" "Takes one to know one!" "Be gone with you now. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya," I said smartly. "Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns."
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3. As it turns out, it was actually three courses, leaving Betty feeling stuffed. They ought to have warned her. She hoped that Chanel would get its just desserts and end up eating
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4and handed her my doctor's number. Our encounter group leader stared, and my will crumbled like Gorgonzola cheese. She sniffed. All thoughts of red velvet had gone from my mind.
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4disturbing. She grinned at me and stowed the carrot lip gloss in her purse, which was shaped like a head of lettuce. Then she hopped over in her bunny costume. The room shook