Finished Folds (1021—1040)
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3Scooby started to turn chartreuse, the shade of Shaggy's shirt. "Ruh-roh, Shaggy..." The spiked milkshake slipped from his paws and spilled all over the ground. The villainous Doc
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4, everyday, everyday he wrote the book. The budding monk gave me a longing look. I took my Nook and slid it under my arm, to keep it safe from harm. In his crystal palace, the monk
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6He nearly took pita on the snake but instead said, "At least you aren't saddled with a lobster roll." The snake hissed, "God, you usssed to be my hero, but now I'm not so sssure."
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7in a foil lined tray, careful to not spill any. If you do lose your ball bearings, substitute steel shot. Slowly pour in oil & mix well. Remove saucy kittens from pan. Rinse paws
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4that?" "Let's just say he spent a lot of time in the jailhouse." "Hey, a little less conversation would be nice," I started to say, but John wasn't listening or didn't care.
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3, my girl Friday was petting my cat Wednesday. She missed Caturday so she was trying to catch up. By the following Monday, I was feeling a bit manic. Thursday's child was born
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2snakes hissed, "Ssssorry, no, you are missstaken." Ted said, "Can you s-s-s-stop that? Oh look, now you've got me doing it!" The HR Medusa fixed him with a stony stare. He froze
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3! I did a dramatic face-plant in my bowl of vanilla ice cream and passed out in pure ecstasy. Hours later, I awoke to my cats licking my face clean and purring. To each his own.
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2r that some of the stringy, mildewy smelling stuff had splashed onto my face. "EWWW!" I reached for the soap dispenser, but saw that I'd already emptied it while cleaning my hand.
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3verge of cracking under pressure when Jedi Thigh arrived and tried to smooth things over. Jedi Hand stood up and said, "Don't bother. It's none of your beeswax."
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12The same goes for Dutch ovens. But give me a cast iron skillet, and I'll spoon it for a week. My ex gets really steamed when I do that, and tells me to put a lid on it.
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5said, "You're a goodfella, Marty, but it's after hours. These are mean streets, and I feel like a raging bull." Martin's face turned the color of money as Big Bob's words sank in.
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6, the psychedelic seniors, the hoary hippies, and antiquated alternative rockers - not to be confused with the front porch rockers. Got to keep those whipper snappers off my throne
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5naught nohowe.' "Stop talking like that, Grandpa! I can't understand the story," said Timmy. His grandpa Joe had puffed up his cheeks like a dragon preparing to smoke out a village
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4o wet his whistle. His best friend Steven was finally getting hitched. Bill should have been his best man, but he'd been too busy chasing gophers and woodchucks.
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3" But it was more of a rhetorical question. Before I could say anything, Christopher Lloyd punched the keys and set our destination for the year 3000. "Put the pedal to the metal,"
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2Can I buy a vowel? An 'o'?" Phil saw his mistake too late. He was imagining Vanna wearing in his high school basketball jersey and had forgotten which game show he was on. Trebek
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4help. Jack was looking a little long in the tooth, at least until he lost his teeth. Now pushed to the brink of madness, Jack took a deep breath and gummed the creepy crawly things
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8As the tetrodotoxins coursed through my veins, I lapsed into a dream-like state. The Japanese physician's head looked like a puffer fish, gasping for air. It chanted, "Fugu, fugu!"
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3coins in for a rainy day. Bucket 7. The one you put recyclables in and lugged to the curb. Bucket 8. The plastic one you filled with water and put on top of the door. Bucket 9.