Finished Folds (141—160)
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4a step back. "That's sweet. Why don't you come back alone later tonight? I may have something to show you." The paparazzo looked up and asked hopefully, "Knitting patterns?"
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7"Beetles have feelings, too!" "Tell me about it," came a voice from inside the test dummy storage closet. Madeline's eyes grew even wider as Gregor Samsa stepped into the light.
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3black sheep and is determined that she wool'd have revenge on her master and his family. "Thieves! Give me back my coat!" She brandished the fork
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3your face. Promise." The Doctor waggled his eyebrows at the patient with the curious medical condition. He'd seen stranger things
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4turned her head let out a long, loud burp. "Been saving that one up, haven't you?" Amy smiled. "You betcha." She'd been guzzling carbonated beverages for the last several days. It
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6spend their lives worrying whether their cucumbers are gourd enough. So be realistic, little piglets, or you might end up in a real pickle someday.
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7The speaker could speak no more. The speaker was also trichophobic which only complicated matters. Gen Shallot had to be airlifted to safety. His facial hair could not be saved.
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4It had many names, some of them quite strange. I stood in the shower and sang loudly: "I wanna know! Have you ever seen the rain comin' down on a sunny day?" Liquid sunshine
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8focused his telekinetic powers. "Naan shall pass!" Daenerys declared. Mere moments later, he parted yogurt sea. No one else noticed, but he felt proud nonetheless.
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5over the unsuspecting tourists' heads! Before he died, Dad made me promise to scatter his ashes in the sea, but this will be so much more fun." My brother could be such an asshat!
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4Evidently, | need a better exit strategy, because once | freed myself from forward slash hell, | found myself inadvertently stuck with a vertical bar. |t really did sting, too
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6"This is annoying!" Kiko burst out laughing. Haku and Fairytail shrugged. It wasn't the best poem ever created, but it just might work. The final haiku
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6It was a sticky situation, but before I could say pb&j he put his foot in it. He was barefoot so the sensation was anything but pleasant. He flailed about for a few seconds
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13we will rule the night!" "Yes," came the response. "Let us change and forget ourselves. Let us howl at the moon, fly, drink the blood of innocents--" "Wait, what?"
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5, waving their hands, and wailing every time he came within a mile radius. Even the bikini clad fishmongers were moved by his odeur nauséabonde. Someday he would leave the island
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8, plus a little squirt of squid ink, which - let's face it - made it a salty scarab soup, not black bean. Chef Aziz thought it was best to not put that on the menu, so when the
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8He'd write Vanessa an angry letter when he got back from the hospital. Seven seconds of searing pain later, a white-coated lady was by his side. "Can you rate your pain from 1-10?"
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4felt my lips pucker when my little brother called her a "sour tart" right to her face. Lemon Pie said she'd citrus down in the corner for that remark. "Lime not going anywhere!"
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4! Just in time a maid swept into the King's chambers with dessert. "No animals were harmed in the making of this pie." It was love at first bite. The bunny happily hopped away.
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10! There's something really weird growing in the shower and a faun in the mirror said 'beware the white witch,'" said the guest. The hotel manager quickly called the cleaning staff