Finished Folds (1781—1800)
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4ure failing the class if you don't finish the textbook, 6) split up the task of reading with friends, 7) bribe them if necessary, 8) skim chapters, 9) read every third word only,
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2er. I ate beignets all day, so that my derriere expanded further, along with my hips. The locals dubbed be Thunder Thighs when they thought I was distracted by my crystal ball
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4Everyone was stunned by her high-pitched screeching and bedazzled by all six sets of her dancing legs. No one dared deny her applause, for fear any of her eight arms should avenge
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6gas, fogging up the room so that the assassin coughed so hard he was choking on it. The smoky air obscured his vision. Sliding on the bloody floor, he cracked his noggin
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2tried to get my bearings. FiFi sneered, "You lost them years ago." Seething I weighed the options: ignore her, turn the Fiat around & try again. Or FiFi could hoof it back to Paris
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10disapprove of her son Billy's cushion collection, or worse, want to claim it (especially the frilly ones). His mother had an array of suitors, like Billy had an array of pillows.
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1The dreamer was swallowed up by the over-sized jester hat. Its crimson, golden, and green, silky folds enveloped him, and all thoughts of lobster fishermen slid along with him to a
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2"Are you loaded for bear?' asked Bob, a fellow lobster fisherman with a stare. Dan replied with a glare, ''Why yes, but I dare say I won't share." Bob's reply: "That's not fair!"
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5threw a tarp over it. I'd had it up to *here* with creepy clowns. I'd just returned from Capt. Spaulding's, so I felt like I'd had the bejeezus scared out of me enough for one day.
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4hard and chucked it out the open window, and it landed on his boss' truck bed, where it lay for a few seconds. Nothing. That's when he realized he was still holding the grenade, so
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4sandals across his knees, percussively speaking. Strong forces were at work, including gravity. After an especially energetic thwack, one of her thongs flew off and fell onto
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3. A heckler in the audience demanded that Squawkers open his beak wider so that those in the back rows could hear. Clearly the man was suffering from some serious beak envy.
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4umigated to rid my hard drive of the pesky bugs left by the pantswearing monkeys. My stomach rumbled again, so I took a cap-full of Pepto-Bismol, the pink liquid sloshing down my t
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4l would freeze over before I gave up my daily dose of fiber. In fact, I took the whole bottle of Metamucil just now. Down the hatch it goes... into the black hole of my stomach
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3or T, but M and N. It was a skill that could only could be attained after much practice, and Dusty's tongue was already overly salty. The pretzels, though sticky, wouldn't stay put
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4Amy's brother said their parents kept a stockpile of strange items in their closet, like a dragon hoards its treasure. During her house-mapping project, Amy decided to have a look
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4cried Carl's mother in the middle of the night. That was right before he went downstairs to get a glass of water. He'd been having some strange dreams lately. Tonight was no except
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4the probe. I felt something oozing out, so I pushed the probe and my brains back in. So be it. I preferred that my intellect be intact. It was a no-brainer.
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1g to be easy to pry them apart. They'd had a contentious relationship, but now they're practically joined at the hip. Eating this much lasagna also wasn't helping hone their hips
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8like a squad car speeding towards Dunkin Donuts at rush hour. My eyelids fluttered open. Glittering geometric shapes slowly expanded wherever I looked. Another migraine attack?