Finished Folds (1801—1820)

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  a real gas-guzzler if there ever was one, so that was okay, really. Except now Grandpa wasn't sure how he was going to get home from the casino in time to watch Jeopardy and Wheel

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  the candy-coated bridge, I could see the Peppermint Forest and the Gumdrop Mountains. Lolly was out there somewhere, I knew. Then I stepped on a discarded gingerbread plum and slid

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  long time at the scene before him. Then Rasputin3 wrenched the gun from Betty's quivering fingers and told her to clean up the mess. Betty tried to stay cool and obey his command.

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  that way for reasons mysteriously unknown to most. Only those who built them can truly know their origin and purpose. Mysteriously these pencils sometimes move on their own accord.

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  outh, he'd stumbled upon a new energy source. Now he only had to convince her to sell. He stuck his fingers inside to stop the oil from leaking all over the vinyl seats of the cab.

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  from when he was just a little egg up through his development into a multicolored fledgling. Mr J had high hopes that one day Squawkopteryx would meet up with a lady velociraptor.

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  , she'd add some raw escargot and mussels along with the other less-than-savory ingredients. She peered down at her creation and then rang the dinner-bell for Juan. At first bite,

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  h truly impressed her -- not just his witty songwriting skills, or even his wild ukelele-whipping abilities. He was by far the best ukelele player, and he had a lot of pluck.

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  2013-07-13 21:41:25

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  Fractal shapes & crisscrossing lines pucker and drift behind her shut eyelids. A ringing noise jars her slumbering self slightly, but a voice permeating her mind tells her to wait.

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  2013-07-13 21:34:28

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  I knew kickboxing. Then I recalled that they're also sensitive to silver. So I drizzled some colloidal silver along the tip of my blade, and I went to town on those fanged fiends.

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  ng a plate of fresh fillet of sole through the cage's bars, I whispered to Det. Manatee that this was a consolation prize, of sorts. "Time to come clean," I added.

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  2013-07-13 20:59:14

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  y fruits. The succulent blueberries, grapes, and persimmons disappeared too quickly for him to wrench them away from the hairy hands, which reached out and stole them from him.

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  2013-07-13 20:51:10

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  she had just been brainwashed into thinking about herself that way. It would take her years of therapy to solve these issues and rediscover herself.

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  not just for bathing, but also for drinking. Spencer saw that sipping from the magical fountain of "eau de toilet" would require a strong stomach. This was a job for

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  add details to embellish the fold. Third, end your line with something provocative and/or use double entendres. Fourth, don't be too pokey or leave any big holes. Fifth,

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  2013-07-12 16:17:56

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  tired of his Munchin' to the Oldies routine. So we turned to Pee Wee Herman next. Our chief said PW looked like a big juicy steak, and PW replied, "I know you are but what am I?"

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  2013-07-12 15:58:31

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  on, the color clashed with his plumage. Squawkers' heart sank. He could either risk flaunting a fashion faux pas, or spend the rest of his avian days with dimly lit eyes.

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  2013-07-12 15:37:28

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  Derek's brother Dick chimed in to chide the repairman, "Yeah, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!" Dick turned to Derek, "Did you just call that dude a Nazi?"

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  bounced and his levers swung every which way, each time his buttons were pushed. Someone once shoved him to the side; then someone else yelled, "Stop tilting the pinball machine!"

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  was better than NoThing, especially when it came to AnyThing could happen AnyTime, AnyWhere. NoWhere was SuchaThing taught, so NoOne knew where this notion originated.

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