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Shit! My IRA just tanked, my girlfriend slept with my father and now my freakin' iphone crapped out. But I was determined not to let these set backs stop me from reaching my -
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how to please me sexually. But that was not really a problem since it gave me the opportunity to teach her exactly what and how I like things. We started the tutoring session but
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sleep with her even if it meant being back on top. Sure she had a body to die, or kill for but she was a blood sucking vampiress and anyone who gave into her seduction was lost
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I don't understand why I have to register my neutrino rifle. Doesn't every galaxy bounty hunter have the right to have protection? The Star World Marshall looked up at me and
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The cat rubbed up against her calf and Isabella utter a small moan. "WTF, I though, if that cat can illicit that from her what can a real man like me do"? So I slid next to her o
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the slightly slimy feeling was due to the iguana's tongue. She had never thought of an iguana as a sex object but that was changing rapidly. The iguana is turning me on more than
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The wheels spun and smoke was billowing out as she dropped the flag. As the Cobra gained traction the 520 HP engine torqued the car and I was headed straight toward her. I had
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Battle stations came the cold hard command over the shipboard communicator. We were finally going to test the newest starship in actual battle. The classified phoneme cannon was
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It started like any other day, up at 5:00am, 20 minute work out and breakfast. As I finished my coffee everything changed. How did she get in I asked myself, steeling myself for
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Now that we had settled the argument in my favor, I was ready to move on. I was stupid to believe she would give in that easily. As I began to relax she pounced and I was
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Darkness was falling quickly. As we walked along the road it became harder and harder to see. Svetlana suddenly screamed. "I felt something lick my neck, and it felt
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But anyone who believes that is a fool. Slapstick is a sophisticated form of comedy that can be only truly understood and enjoyed by a discerning group of people who watch TV for
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OK, I have had about enough of that, "detention this afternoon". "Not this afternoon, I have to go to practice or I won't be able to play this weekend". You should have thought
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I had to figure out a way to Heliski this week. We just got a hugh dump, I love huge dumps, and now Bluebird skies. Then it came to me, "what if I offer the guide
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she made my evening alone at home more bearable. Just thinking, no fantasizing about her made my lonely life not so bad. I would lie in bed and think of all the things she would
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asked what happen to all the young kids that came to see me at P.S. 89? I will do anything to get the young ones back. Just as she thought that the air got cloudy and hot, there
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lashing out at the first person she saw. That was bad enough but when she used her incredible karate skills and broke them into little pieces what were we to do. It wasn't like
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I'm sorry I am late for practice coach, I was hungry and just ran over to the stand for a waffle. I don't think 25 push-ups in the slush will make me a better ski racer. Maybe we
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I will find the key to the city. Then I show those bastards. I will get revenge on the committee who ruined me and left me with nothing but revenge in my heart and a secret in my
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need another scare like the last time he found out about how you chickened out of base jumping. Grandpa is a man who prides himself and his family on being "he-men" if he finds