Finished Folds (261—280)
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9Ariel Pink and his band descended on a cloud of ultraviolet shaving cream and broke into "Every Night I Die at Miyagi's". Aquaman and I snapped our fingers and danced as hipsters
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3and implied a more intimate association. The microfilm would confirm this in an embarrassing meeting between arch-agent "Chihuahua" and senior officers of KGB. Ana sought asylum
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4arranged a small pile of kindling at the foundation. 30 minutes later, his childhood home was enveloped in flames. Within a week, the entire metropolitan area of Vancouver was
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5My mic was cutoff. The audience was visibly upset. My slam poem, commemorating the gruesome devouring of Van Halen by chef Paul Prudhomme was a disaster. I bolted for the exit,
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3remember anything, her name, her origins, what species she belonged to. In need of some sense of self, she declared, "I am Ukkok, from Plerm, of the great race Agoogly!" Passersby
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3This was Aureliano's first real test of manhood: watching the rapper perform made him suicidal. Through struggle, he regained will, and became colonel. Now, facing a firing squad,
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3The fluorescent lights of the supermarket switched off, replaced by the purple glow of UV tubes. I turned to the "Head" Manager; he sneered. Then, the jarred heads began to wail.
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2and warm -- I am submerged, bathed in...placenta! Oh Lord, now I am a fetus! Only minutes ago I was a balding, middle-aged insurance broker. Soon, I will be an embryo, and then
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380s British charity musical act Band Aid. "Feed the Dark Lor-ord, serve him little baby morsels..." Bono ripped the intestines from the corpse of the virgin Sting had beheaded.
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3harbunckle sicki ee ee yippitu!" he screeched. I was agape. What weird language had Guy just invoked? My son catapulted a load of peas at him with a spoon. A forked tongue zipped
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6revenge for more than a decade. They cackled as they watched me evade the death robot they had bought off of eBay. It was hours before I realized that it was just a Roomba.
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2He tossed the rag aside, lit another spliff, and reclined on his bed thinking about all kinds of crazy stuff. An hour later, the Crypt-Keeper heard the garage door open. His mother
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7the clouds whispering? Why does the sky sing?" The ants were invading Dean's man-thong. "I dunno," he replied as he wiggled. "I flunked meteorology." Yogi Pakra grinned, revealing
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6every item in his order to test for poison. When none of the captive Denny's workers fell ill, Xorg was satisfied and began to devour the entree. Within minutes he was on the floor
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1to filch on my promise. I excused myself for a "potty break" and dressed in the TSA disguise I had purchased from a Chinese costume site mid-April. Cheap. But as I made my way
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4He put his feet up on the coffee table and flipped through cable channels as he listened to Kate's blathering phone call, offering an occasional "uh-huh". Fred hadn't changed his
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6s Christmas Special. This would be his last humiliation due to Larry's meddling. Then there was a loud pop, and he screamed. "Got it!" announced the proctologist as he displayed
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4that he could fold space like a Guild Navigator? Maybe it was the medications. Tony had been mixing for months again, having abandoned his neuro-whatnot. Uppers, downers, spinners,
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6But Pauly would have none of Kraken's cuisine. He pursed his lips tight and shook his head like a petulant child resisting vegetables. Enraged, Kraken rose to his full majesty and
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1's stray 3 wood shot which hooked when it should have sliced, or vice versa. I didn't recognize him in his death metal regalia as he charged at me swinging the club. "Rod Stewart!"