Finished Folds (241—260)
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3bar mitzvah three sheets to the wind again or he'd certainly be kicked off the bridge team. So he shaved off his whiskers, let out one last meow, and marched himself over to the
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0to devise a kinder, gentler imperial foreign policy. The document ran 13,847 pages -- a tad long for his tastes -- but it was comprehensive. Satisfied, W. Churchill lit a Havana
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5a cesspool of desire and catastrophe. Just the sort of place to start a family. The rotating roulette wheels spun in his mind like the sawblades of an industrial abattoir. Vegas
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4on that I find your sister more attractive than you -- uh, wait -- can you forget I just said that?" Vera stood frozen, as if she had looked in the mirror. The asps hissed
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240th Anniversary of the release of Bohemian Rhapsody party. Cannibals, these rockers. Narrowly did I escape from the minion ants of the recording industry, wielding a can of
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4visions of mushroom clouds blossoming in the distance resumed. He stared at the sun a moment too long. For the rest of his life, his sight was encumbered by the artifact, a large
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4Zombie, in a fit of sanity, decided to call it quits on his directorial career. "I'm really not that good," he admitted to his psychiatrist. Little did he know that this mild-
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4But the Ostrich was having none of it, not the saddle, nor my drunken antics. "Get into rehab," the Ostrich scolded before kicking me in the stomach. I hurled, and fell back
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2By the end of the evening, the DM was covered in toy jewelry. His little sisters giggled at him. The Pretty Pretty Princess tiara was the last straw, and the DM swept the D&D
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4harsh language. Beelzebub began to dance around Ninja Pope, taunting him with crude epithets. Ninja Pope cowered, crouching and sniffling, believing his end was near. But suddenly
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5erwise the panel was chaos. Physicist Lawrence Krauss appeared, pushed his glasses up his nose, and pointed at the LED array. "CMB," he informed. "And I'm hungry. You wanna grab a
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7His complexion changed along a continuum of bright colors, happy tones that made one forget reason and buy anything available. Steve Jobs descended onto the lake shore. I stood up
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5When Det. Manatee read the headline "Manatees could lose their endangered species status" in the morning edition of the Times, he went ballistic.
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5Hercules shook his head. "No. I'm just here for the quarter slots and hors'd'oeuvres." He sheathed his sabre and headed for the machines. I, Rick Springfield(!) was rejected again.
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7came into view. I gulped. "Is MoralEnd in there?" I asked. The NSA agent laughed menacingly. Falling to my knees, I pleaded. "For the love of God, no, please..." He grabbed my
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4Orson. The fifth planet, a monumental orb with a complex history and a drinking problem, circles the star Rosebud in 70 Earth Years. Mork, having been denied return to Ork, called
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2about wildly, sometimes hammering, often clawing the drug-addled members of The Factory audience. Andy Warhol was pleased that the collaboration with Survival Research Laboratories
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5he still had half of a dealership lot to work through with some tough ones ahead. How was he going to make it through an H3 and THEN an Escalade? Eating cars was more than he had
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4The FLASH is a superhero who exposes himself to children. He has a criminal record and is a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.
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11with knives, -Join the Navy, -Instigate jihad, -Remember the Alamo, -Forget your past, -Call your monkey, -Live for yesterday, -Give bad advice, -Buy organic, -Make a list, -Smell