Finished Folds (461—480)
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2peered through the curtains of the brothel's bay window at the messy cheese revolt below, cursing the day that dairy products had become sentient. Patronage had ground to a halt.
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2to lend a hand to the blind geek. "I have a beard contest to judge, then I'm heading to the lounge for a few nanobrews." "What's gotten into you, Wesley?" asked LaForge. Crusher
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4labyrinth in history, a maze so intricate that it would have driven the most patient to suicidal madness! The Ideal Exit had been at hand -- and he had forgotten the damnable knob!
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4performing the Queen of the Night aria from The Magic Flute as well?" Our "it" was snoring, but singing no opera. My child was brilliant but, alas, schizophrenic. Then "it" awoke.
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4found herself in a remote mountain convent. Tragically, she had selected the wrong order. Her beauty made her the subject of gossip; in their envy, she was mistreated; the Mother
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2on his own. And he is stupid as all get up." Suddenly, Ted stood on his hind legs, ecstatic, tail wagging furiously. The defendant fell to his knees, clasping his hands. "It's a
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5Cornhusker Stadium erupted in flames. Tornadoes devastated Lincoln, Omaha, and much of the Midwest in general. The NCAA HQ received a phone call. It was Satan. "Don't put Jesus in
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4Bell IV, Bob VIII, Bon Jovi LXIX, Nippletoes I, Raymond Luxury Yacht (pronounced Throat-warbler Mangrove) IX -- "Wait a second," interjected the headmaster. "Those aren't English
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6the alligator returned with a kilo. "A few of these, and I'll be set for life!" Within weeks, John Holmes was unimaginably rich -- but had quietly acquired a few enemies, such as
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4Overstock website was down. "Damned internet!" she screamed before thrashing her keyboard to shreds. That, too, was Magdalenda: react, destroy, regret. She drew the shade and lit
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5him to sharpen his hunting spear. "Good eatin' tonight." He wanted a big one, the biggest. An enormous mammoth appeared. "You." He stepped onto the icy I40, slipping and nearly
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1obsessive about undergarments, preferring designer brands, dry-cleaned, durable, and wearing multiple pairs at once. Snape had read this in an alt-weekly column about LDS, so he
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6into a wonderland for the mites inhabiting his aural canal. They spontaneously produced the oft-banned "Hookers on Ice", causing JMan tremendous discomfort. He scheduled an exam
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4macaque head on a platter set before a diner. The hungry guest removed the calotte and began spooning the chilled brains. And if that wasn't enough, the diner himself was a monkey!
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4He had to get the boy to the coast. To keep the torch lit, the torch inside. He pushed his son along deserted highways in a broken ice cream vending cart. They never ate dessert.
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6about courage and romance. He made sure that they attended the most elite academies. But irrespective of his efforts, the tube worms just didn't seem to give a damn. He returned to
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4What do you buy Kim Kardashian for Christmas? Yahoo! has the most incisive questions. I pondered this baffler into the wee hours of the new year. Only 357 shopping days left.
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6Mr. "A. Blevins" contributed to an obscure Exquisite Corpse-style website under multiple pseudonyms. His drunken premonitions were frequently recorded in the 180 character blurbs
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3my lower back in an attempt at contortion. "Stress fracture, 3rd lumbar," my physician later reported. "That was stupid. You're vanity is out of control. Regardless, I would like
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6Det. Manatee, returned from a holiday vacation in Hawai'i. "I saw POTUS, and boy, was he smiling! Oh by the way," -- he rolled my arm behind my back and cuffed my wrists -- "you're