Finished Folds (441—460)
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5One of the power-lungers, a veterinarian, ceased exercising and pointed at the coupling mutts. "Penis captivus," he suggested. The massive fireball blazed an aerial path towards
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2proprietor of the Apocalypse Tavern, who had given me a guide for emergency wasteland distillation techniques. As an alcoholic, I would find her obscure publication invaluable.
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4-la the Hun: The Movie set replica I had constructed in my backyard one lost weekend. I chained Kyra to the throne Leia-style, garbed myself accordingly, and took a regal seat.
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5rabble, yes, I am bubblin trouble. Never married, childless, and all I do is watch television. Re-runs, and re-runs of re-runs. Ed O'Neil has grown old, looks terrible. It happens
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1contemplating suicide, an exercise for a free creative writing course. The line was both red and black. He glared contemptuously at his parents, then left for the voiceless city.
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5When I came to, it was 2014. Priscilla Presley was standing over me, sobbing with joy. 2013 had only been a dream. And a bad one. Too bad Priscilla isn't smoking hot anymore.
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6I spent the better part of 8 months in my basement laboratory perfecting the design for my Mr. Henderson trap. It was an elaborate death contraption, a Rube Goldberg device, which
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5of Disaster. In his senility, he was less about Jeopardy trivia than Trebek's wondrous 'stache. But Wheel of Disaster was a different story. Grandpa would squeal when contestants
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1the Port Authority found Hank and the sarge unconscious -- and dolled up like harlots. A blank-faced bureaucrat sniffed at a tumbler. "Ardbeg and Ecstasy." Two smelling salts later
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3A boot thrashed his forearm, releasing his grip on the skull. "Leave the punk-ass techno twerp alone. He's a friend of mine." It was Hank Williams III. "I know grandpa would'n'a
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2He drew deeply and held it for effect, then exhaled. His eyes widened as if to give birth. Don Draper had mistakenly torched a live Blunt. Mme. Wong cackled and became Mme. Wight!
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4-- Turly Curd gasped, and collapsed to the floor. I felt the jugular. Expired. I had personality flaws and mental disease, but a deadly psychic weapon as well! Using Rorschach
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5"Spare any change?" rasped the fallen supervillain. "You don't really have the ring," I needlessly asserted. He shook his bowed head. My Green Lantern days were over. "How much do
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2with the cardiovascular regimen my physician had recommended. He approached the cashier, smiled, and then raised me aloft, pointing me threateningly at the shocked clerk. "This is
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5a raid on the entire civic center. The pansies of the economic district fell easily to the brawn of the 300 Spartans (dressed as the receptionist had requested). Victorious, they
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4Ebeneezer Scrooge had been visited by Space Ghost (4th Christmas, distant future) but had been ignored by the taciturn geezer as he had wearied of ghosts in general. It is true!
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3the cosmetic skull surgery which gave me the profile of an alien. In the darkness, I could see only the first few stairs. A draft cooled the air before me. I set foot on the first
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6Instead, I mumbled "She always wanted to feel her name in bumps." This flew like a lead football with the Keller Foundation board. "Shut up!" the chairwoman growled. "It's halftime
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2careers of Scorsese and De Niro were kaput. With pure love accomplished, how could their cinematic lives continue? "And Coppola?" asked Vito. "Francis or Sofia?" Bobby blubbered.
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2deliver them to the basement of the parliamentary building. She wondered why the UPS driver wore a Guy Fawkes mask -- and if the puked milk in her bra would eventually curdle.