Finished Folds (661—680)

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  cocked just to the right, indicating his political preference for radical nihilism. Jerry would ignite his hat nightly, irritating Brainchild, the son of a mechanical engineer.

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  memorized the weird movements of the professor, collaborated on avant-garde cinema based upon said gestures, and ultimately won Palme d'Or at Cannes. "I have no idea what the hell

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  the whale began to move, slowly oscillating at first, then diving and surfacing, and finally addressing him. "Pete," prophesied the whale, "you will die unlived and unloved at the

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  2013-10-27 06:39:53

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  He called himself the Ding Dong Master. He won the contest year after year and gained a half ton in the process. But Ding Dong Ditch had become a real bitch. Ding. Dong. Done.

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  2013-10-27 06:35:34

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  ciding on lunch locations at least one week in advance. Per principle 2, and to some extent 3, most lunches were scheduled at delis. Olivia, chihuahua numero uno, dominated the

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  2013-10-27 06:31:30

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  the international shadow banking system -- for about 20 minutes. The ISBS has built in mechanisms, and it transforms in response to intrusions such as mine. My Vatican days were

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  2013-10-27 06:25:07

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  as stoned as Lebowski. "XBox gotta be clean," he moralized as he torched the abandoned church. He had placed the console on the deteriorating altar and performed a makeshift rite

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  2013-10-27 06:19:35

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  some real butter for genuine popcorn during their first date the following night. "Hey Suzie," Mike Tyson asked,"what Blu-ray you wanna watch?" "I dunno." She yawned. "Lion King?"

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  2013-10-27 06:12:49

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  than he had imagined; he was incompetent, but patient. Patience is a virtue when all else fails. And Patience, his loyal, if clingy, girlfriend, saw Stephen through the hard years

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  2013-10-27 06:08:31

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  e chikin!" a Jersey hooved in the dirt. I walked over an punched it in the skull. "Forget the cow, Danny. Forget Chick'Fil'A. You can rise above your paraplegia. You can rise above

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  2013-10-27 06:03:29

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  and lo, and LO -- they shut us down on epidemic concerns. "Moronic Plague," the regional FDA apologized. "I'm as small-B capitalist as they come, but guinea pig carry a nasty

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  2013-10-27 05:59:32

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  agreement was that it went on for 4732 pages -- and I don't sign a credit card receipt without reading it over thrice. Four years later, I penned my signature and the LifeSwap

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  2013-10-27 05:54:44

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  lovers in the weeks to come. This greater game he was playing in, and the greater game beyond that, were beyond his mettle. He was a petty hood and he would always be. The woman

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  2013-10-27 05:50:33

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  They did, however, believe in dragon sacrifice, particularly when they dragon was all bearing down and shnizzle. Snoop Dragony Dragonn swooped skyward, then plunged towards her

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  2013-10-27 05:44:44

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  in order to achieve a Santa Monica Pier-worthy figure. The Tonganese did not understand Yiddish, but they appreciated my rhythm and enthusiasm. Adam Yauch would have felt proud.

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  2013-10-27 05:42:08

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  violation of common taste; tater tots in chocolate pudding was NOT acceptable after Lent. "Firefly Lives" became the most prominent slogan of the "Occupy Cable" movement, whose

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  2013-10-27 05:38:31

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  Tesla. Being a friend of Elon had its disadvantages -- Musk had many clever enemies. Davey had a big mouth, exaggerated. Elon only wanted to penetrate the mantle, not the core. The

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  2013-10-27 05:34:55

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  And sacrifice demands more sacrifice. An eye for an eye for an eye. I reclined in my luxury executive's chair and admired my intellect before resuming. The bi-special mind research

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  2013-10-27 05:29:18

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  temple's door and ducked behind the safety of the only stone within miles. The Vulture of Death circled, squawking horribly, offended by the insult. Cradling my 28 year old son, I

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  2013-10-27 05:25:05

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  fanatical dysphoric inebriated sleazy ADD diffident slippery overrated underpaid intransigent effeminate obnoxious deceitful--" The goomba had, after ten years, exhausted his vast

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