Finished Folds (921—940)
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3and the ineffable flavor they added to ordinary meals. A little 401 did wonders for enhciladas! Hoff was shining a toilet with pride when inspiration struck him: a line of frozen
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2with all of that racket inside me own noggin. "Keviiiiiiin..." the voices continued, rising to a crescendo. I was regretting taking the job at the Advanced Acoustics Facility in
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5shooting steroids again, the imbecile -- he just couldn't fathom that he didn't need them. His bouts of rage were growing worse with each week. It was impossible to get him to sit
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4m Hoffman himself had, but he never responded to my requests for an interview. There was something fishy about him anyways. To get the real poop on Midnight Cowboy, I would have to
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3nuke it from space -- just to make sure. I made the call, and an hour later the Swiss alps had been reduced to a sea of radioactive rubble. Sure, the international ski community
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2caught the attention of the Austerity Boys. As they sat around a simulated campfire, they seethed and sipped Laphroaig. "They cut us out of the action. We can't let this stand. Who
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4girl dispatch operator for the Pakistani mob, Lex had played alto sax in a garage band with John Lurie back in '73. He would later murder Lurie and assume his identity, traveling
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4bludgeoning one another with morning stars. The brilliant louts were as primitive as they were sophisticated in the ways of high finance. "The SCA sure has changed since I was a
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3Yet, somehow kinky. These annual Davos meetings, while officious on the surface, had a seedy underbelly which liked to be tickled with whips and flails. Lagarde had really added
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4fashionable come springtime. And Frodo, for all of his noble qualities, had no sense of accessorization. But Fluffums had a connections with the inner circle of Martha Stewart, and
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3ever having seen the infomercial. Cuisine takes more than 30 minutes and several thousand dollars. Charred Bessie was good for nothing but fertilizer now, so I crumbled her burnt
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5uncle knew that beforehand but he ignored the advice. Now look at him. Don't be messin' with nature now. Nature is disgusting." I sensed that Dr. Hawking was through with his
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6in moderato; or, as the ancient Greeks would put it, "slipping a Ruphy at just the right time". Night after night he slipped himself Ruphies, but only on occasion would he stumble
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3and blowing OJ Simpson to smithereens. "Oh shit. So much for Capricorn I. Can we run with Capricorn II?" But OJ was only half-smithereened. He stood and shook an angry fist. "Why
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3the New Earth High Council II, which was supposedly improved due to their early adoption of IPv6. Conceptually, IPv6 was nothing more than a variation of HTLV3, the originally
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3everything backwards, just to show off. And sideways. And cosine-ways. But never, you know, with feeling. Pebbles wanted revenge, and she knew how to network through subtle appeals
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4stashed away in a cave in the Swiss Alps. 57 years later, the prince returned to his collection and lamented his finicky nature. "Not a one could appreciate a shoehorn -- but what
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6a crowbar into his navel after all. I'd seen all the movies, but still..."OK, let's reason this out. Let's be civil." I lit a fake clove cig and leaned against the morgue door.
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3wailed, "but goddamn if she didn't show us how to present ourselves on the gridiron." ESPN had the exclusive, and the executives were as drunk as a Gatorade factory. "30 for 30,
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1"Oot! Oot! Oot! Oot!" went the sealopomorphic anthropes. Fred Phelps was positively livid. He called in the cotton candy terror squad to settle the matter permanently. The zoo was