Finished Folds (121—140)
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3as the proprietors were pumping nitrous into the chamber. Soon, the entire audience was in stitches, then the actors fell to the stage floor, guffawing. A red light swamped the
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2eject worthless plastic tokens, once good for a free wash at a now failed laundromat. Never date a witch in the Thelemic tradition; their spells are especially vicious. Alas, my
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3This arrangement worked well, for months, until the imp gimp was maimed during a passionate session that got out of control. Now an imp gimp with a limp, his dominant partner
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1searched for hours, then days, then years, but the dragon could not locate its assailant. Exasperated, it settled on a cliff. When it reached to scratch an itch on its shoulder, it
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6having just returned from Burning Man they had exhausted their choice pharmaceuticals and had nothing to offer but ditchweed and Advil. Besides that, The Circus Spirit Trash were
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3unexpected. Ugly Tom, the most useless man alive, fixed the leaky urinal pipe! A clerk informed the owner, who approached Ugly Tom with an expression of awe. "We've been trying to
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4around, passing me between them like a ball. "So, you think you can brush with the 1st Lady, do ya? Do ya, huh?" The senior Secret Service agent threw me to the ground and pulled a
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4he got an offer from La Cosa Nostra that he couldn't refuse. Your mother became a nun, then a whore, then a nun again. I am correct." She was correct. Madame Zootsoot spread out
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4since someone else was paying. One more drink was not a bad idea. Two more -- not bad, but not good. Three -- entering hazard zone. But it wasn't until the 23rd drink that things
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2"Glarrgghhh," complained the hipster as he suffocated. "Sorry," I offered. My rear end continued growing, much to my embarassment, chasing the patrons from the Starbucks. Soon, it
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3I OD'd on reanimation fluid. I looked OK after my original death, but this one left me riddled with abcesses & deformations such as a HUGEleft eye. The 3rd time I died was when
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1the dead body of Li'l Sweet. The miniature (and once obnoxious) "man" had perished of alcohol poisoning. "Ah, crap," sighed the thieving sailor. He tossed the trunk overboard, and
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3Albert continued up to 1,257, and then yawned. There was silence but for some snoring coming from the corner. A man entered the cafe. Einstein squinted, then recoiled. "Sagan!"
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1ha ha -- excuse me -- needs to -- hee hee!" She couldn't contain herself. "I'm sorry," she dropped the pistol and the bag, "bwa ha ha, but I just heard the funniest joke on NPR!"
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6's Greatest Wardrobe Failures with us!" Beguiled by the the 3 sisters' peculiar charms, Dr. Johnson failed to notice that they were in fact the 3 Fates. They sat him on the couch
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3This was true even of the Saloon at the End of the Universe. All of the intergalactic oligarchs met here -- they were the only ones who could afford it -- to get hammered and watch
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2programming courses to completion was a joke. She had the attention span of a walnut. Oliver smoked some keif he had picked up in Tangiers and contemplated means of offing the
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3So I panic, and call 911. "I have to know," I screech, "'Shawn Bawn' or 'Seen Bean'?!?" The operator says she'll send someone right over. 15 minutes later, I'm in a straitjacket.
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7although he was a 64-year old accounting lawyer. His tattoos, an amalgam of death-imagery and tax forms, disturbed the participants at the Annual Tax Conference but got him more
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5run around recklessly, ramming his head into solid objects. His favorite was the grille of Principal Angry Elk's Cadillac. Despite his name, the schoolmaster was a patient and