Finished Folds (161—180)
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3When I woke up in the hospital the following Tuesday, it occurred to me that she had looked an awful lot like Robert Mitchum. 22 fractures and a lacerated spleen. Yet, Chinese food
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6for protection in her purse but could only find empty wrappers. "Oh, poo." she simpered. Father Mike Cialis groaned and looked down on Sister Loo. "This is the last time that you
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5fall from her face and squirm across the floor like conjoined earthworms. Mrs. McGillicutty tries to capture her escaped lips, but stumbles, drunk from choco-tinis, and in Fold 6
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2corporate tax avoidance in Trinidad (& Tobago). Yoda was now dead, but his gremlin cousin often seanced with him when a particularly tricky accounting scheme was required. In time,
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2els for very large roaches! The steam was so thick I couldn't tell that the toweled form beside me was insectoid. Then it began to click, a horrible, echoing noise. Realizing the
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1The pig was a Mussolini-style fascist. Pink Floyd had warned us, years earlier, when they had floated an enormous inflatable pig above the Pentagon! But did you heed their warning?
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3rubber nipples, it was still a lifetime's supply of something, and something is always better than nothing. Not to mention, thought the contestant, that rubber nipples are more
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4collapsed due to an underperforming defense and an off season for the franchise quarterback. The Dark Master ran his bony hands over the Crystal Football, chuckled, and predicted
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2joined the Revolutionaries, the one place where my Exploding Digestive System Syndrome might be put to practical use. Their charismatic leader, Blikk, was thrilled when he learned
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1Tayback, once a failed actor, now a failed EMT. He still believed "Alice" was real. Vic tapped the body of the bicyclist he had failed to revive, and shrugged. It was almost Miller
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4six months their affair was over. Each decided to alter their life: she joined a weight loss boot camp, and he began eating anti-beans. A year later, they met by accident in a
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3keep her caged above the dance floor of his Tel Aviv discotheque. For a year, she was forced to writhe and twerk above the international ravers, only occasionally being allowed to
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6tesselating in the clouds, like Escher in Hell. The skeletal mariachi band expanded and shrunk, the Japanese schoolgirl transformed into a devil-nun, and the lake swirled like
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2and caught them, in flagrante delicto, cooking up meth in Hawkwoman's bathtub. "Ha!" shouted Gleek, pointing an accusatory finger. Superman blushed. "You ain't no Heisenbergs."
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5world I was living. Airliners crashing daily, nations thoughtlessly destroyed, endless pollution and reproduction, tiny homunculi raising critical drug prices 10,000%. What could
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0rogue drove his motorcycle onto the dance floor, flattening poor Mr. Meep, the accounting teacher. The rogue gunned the motor, kicked up the stand and removed his helmet, revealing
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5controversial. Immediately, he began inappropriate investigations into the private lives of Ku and Yit, the conjoined twins serving as POTUS and VP. With WW9 underway, Edwin Starr
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2with a scimitar to the belly; Princess Bernice was skilled in close combat. She looked down the line of suitors, perhaps 1000 in all, and sighed in resignation. Was there not one
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3was hermaphroditically fathered by Frankenberry. And Leo DiCaprio? Don't even get me started!" I gave the bum a dollar, and he washed my windshield with filthy water. As I drove
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8blissful, and a bit dizzy, but I kept spinning, faster, with spastic enthusiasm. Ant Chango passed out from G-force, and we ascended, her limp body serving as a helicopter blade.