Finished Folds (181—200)
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5his flask from his underwear. Downing the entire contents (Everclear), he fell to his knees and cried, "O che sciagura d'essere senza coglioni!" My teddy tormented the eunuch CEO,
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3the Troika, led secretly by Deanna Troi. Christine LaGarde harbored unrequited love for the empath-behind-the-curtain of the EU, as did Merkel, but a "menage-a-Troi" was out of the
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0was comprised mostly of Oirt's toejam. Had Troi known this, she wouldn't have purchased a metric ton of the condiment following her devastating business failure, spreading the
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6care, they are snobs. Red and 12,362 laughed cruelly. Only pi and turquoise felt sympathy, as they too had lost invaluable intellectual property to theft. My backpack had contained
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9woo! This FS site is a crock, you imbeciles! I, Cowboy TV, am the foldingest fold-slinger this side of the -- uh -- Fold River! You better start likin' and followin' or else I'm
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5However, that Buster could JUGGLE. Anything, up to 17 of 'em. And mixed sets: ball, club, disc, fireclub, fireball, cleaver, fire cleaver, grenade, television, infant, fire infant,
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6Three hours later I was picking my teeth. The meat was lean, and there wasn't much of it, but Pee Wee Herman was spicy, I must say. Our chief twirled the bowtie on his index finger
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3streets of Kuala Lumpur. There is no connection you say? Never heard of the butterfly effect, have you? Well, the death of Injun Joe did more than spark distant revolution in
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2Fred stumbled about, cursing and vomiting, occasionally screaming something about Helsinki. Jo & the Dust Devil struggled to collect him. "Fred! You're training for the Air Guitar
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2ery of science! Pavlov wrote of this, in secret works only recently revealed. And this scientist, now caninoid, was living proof! So Dr Treets and I harnessed our former colleague
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4aplomb, and you can't catch a shark without a dash of that. Jimmy looked up at the man who himself resembled a shark, a hammerhead shark at that. When their train arrived at the
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2became a smorgasbord addict. By December he was pushing a quarter-ton and was scheduled for his third bypass job. 'Woman of the Year' was out of the question, but it was still
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1were shredded by her RPG assault. The King of Hearts lay decapitated, and not by the Red Queen's hand. The Mad Hatter took aim. "Shall I finish her, Alice?" The Red Queen fell to
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3hings to oligarchs -- their guts are flimsy, too much fine eating, and the wrong bacteria all together. Like I said, don't call us." My enterologist-agent hung up. My career was
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6advanced gene splicing techniques. Still, my Warhammer was unique amongst combat gerbils, even if smallish at 4' at the shoulder and 228 lbs. None of the others had the ability to
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3who lived on the moon, the one Uncle Wayne had told him about years ago. Then it dawned on him -- the moon has no atmosphere! It also dawned on him that his boots kept sinking
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7Beemers outfitted with nitro, like Mad Max meets Night of the Living Dead. The engine on my shopping cart sputtered and died as the zombies circled in their 428s, toying with me,
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1But it was not my mother -- it was my evil half-sister, the sorceress Morgana, disguising her voice to sound like ole mum. Reaching for Excalibur, I was horrified to discover that
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3ran to the obese shopper and helped her to her immense feet. Undisturbed by the explosion and her burns, she took me by the shoulders and began rattling me. "I NEED A PRETZEL, AND
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2Donald Trump, who had just returned from a nude celebrity golf tournament in Barbados. "I'm starving." Goofy looked at Donald and gulped. "Uh, gee sir, n-n-n-no." Trump's hair