Finished Folds (341—360)

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  At the supermarket my mother handed me a bag of rambutans even though she was on a 'no rambutan' diet. I decided I wasn't going to be a party to her rule breaking so I

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  The FOLD ie The Friends of the Lake District chanted and waved their banners as the Foldmaster instructed the FOLD members on how to hike to Lake Windermere without

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  2013-04-08 05:22:24

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  ior decoration inspired than most would think. It was based concepts by famous interior decorator Vlad Zuzich who inspired the Mars Red Dust Swear Jar look

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  2013-04-08 03:43:34

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  I was surprised when I was invited to display my crayon drawings at Tate Modern Art Gallery in London. My vivid use of colour in particular the blue crayon had generated excitement

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  2013-04-08 03:38:38

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  Of course nothing could stop me since I discovered magic pills in a treasure chest. Well, I think it was a treasure chest. I lived in a town called Litigation. The safety at work

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  2013-04-01 02:10:31

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  of the cake mixer I got bored with trying to kill myself. I was immortal and everyday had been like groundhog day since my lover died. If only I could find new meaning to my

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  2013-04-01 02:03:17

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  e in order to install fibre optics for broadband Internet services. The bureaucratic Troll was demanding a permit and various pieces of paperwork. BillyGoatBoy had a deadline to me

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  Australian themed pool party. I usually hold my parties once a month but since Rasputin is in town I will close the hair salon early and hold a second Australian themed pool party.

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  2013-03-29 00:46:07

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  walk the streets packing heat. If everyone has a gun we feel safer than if nobody has a gun. In California guns are essential for shooting road signs. The alien rights were

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  2013-03-29 00:41:30

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  larger than a toothpick. In response the citizens of Cordoba created larger and larger toothpicks. El Gran Bigote became suspicious one day when he asked for a toothpick and

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  2013-03-29 00:38:01

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  about her engine troubles. Mary had been designing a new exhaust manifold for a combustion engine and desparately needed inspiration. He was more than happy to discuss

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  2013-03-29 00:33:52

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  to win over the snobby ladies at the Flibberty Gibbert Society. I was invited to escort attend a grand ball held by the society at Horse Leap House in a fortnight

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  2013-03-29 00:29:58

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  when my dog named 'Dog Breath' came in the room I breathes a sigh of relief. As the others were still unconscious it gave me the chance to play a game of tug-of-war. I won of cours

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  2013-03-29 00:25:22

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  foe, the Veterinary Lobbyists. Ever since we filmed a scene with a blind person being lead by a guide dog the Veterinary Lobbyists have been lobbying against the porn industry

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  2013-03-29 00:21:03

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  then moon walked over some graves, which I thought was inappropriate behaviour. The shadowy figure was bustin some out-of-sight moves when

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  2013-03-27 05:45:27

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  my bottom in the air. The air purification unit was working overtime because of my tooting or the building was suffering from sick building syndrome. I was in no mood to

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  2013-03-27 05:41:26

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  Nessie's discarded ovulation tests floated about in the loch and some even had become lodged in a storm water drain blocking the flow. Nessie needed a professional organiser to hel

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  2013-03-27 05:37:18

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  With no legs David Oreck became concerned he would become a suspect in a South African murder. He needed to grow new legs and fast! David Oreck researched stem cell technology

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  2013-03-27 02:23:27

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  the excitement of being asked to attend jury duty. I must admit I was jealous of him. I'd been waiting years for someone to send me a letter asking me to go on jury duty yet he

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  2013-03-27 02:19:32

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  take a sample of his saliva and examine the bacteria under my new microscope. Upon examining the slide sample I discovered a strange interaction between

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  2013-03-27 02:15:34