Finished Folds (361—380)
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3clapping the beat for Spanish Flamenco dancing. I flew to Madrid and immediately sort out a Flamenco competition. I would wow the crowds with my alien hand syndrome that created
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2I immediately went to my doctor and explained what I had done. Dr. Gusset asked me to drop my pants as she put on a pair of gloves. She carefully examined my penis that appeared to
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4ngolian pen friend had sent a package with gifts and 6 new letters to read. Cindy excitedly ran up the stairs with the package to her bedroom and ripped the brown paper parcel open
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9The coffee shop owner thought Meg and Chloe were cute and let them pay the bill with a kiss on the cheek. Meg & Chloe were always surprised by the kindness of strangers. They'd bee
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3I soon realised the kegs were not filed with beer but with Greek Fire. My father the Prime Minister had somehow survived because he was laying next to me without a scratch
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4When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle
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3the ancient abbey on Silent Capitol Hill. The silence was deafening as Tony Blair Witch used his Downing Street Syndrome Sense to find the secret door to the attic
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3Everyday I would sit in traffic jams going to work and coming home. Finally, I bought a monster truck and the traffic no longer was a problem. I didn't even worry about parking
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3I started to question if I was really a hired hitman or just a deranged killer. My faulty short term memory caused me to wonder if I knew any truths or if
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3a hoard of plundered gold buried in the earth. Odin stood at the gates of Asgard and commanded the valkyries to strike down any that failed to enter without making an offering of
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9Hit seems dig days since I felt ya warm embrace. I ardently bang an' admire yous. to be wivvout ysz da pain greata dan certain death. ya beauty iz dig da
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8through my vast collection of items that glowed in the dark. It took me 7 years to build up such a large collection. Some of the items were radioactive. My pillow case kept me awak
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5to be rendered or you might be in for some interesting back door shenanigans. He was cruel and threatening. Medical professionals should
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7Caution: The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Some forgot to put a warning label of Helen of Troy. Thousands of men died needlessly because
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6If the pen is mightier than the sword why are we not sending a packet of biros to Afghanistan? Robert pondered in deep thought about how to win a war with pens. The literal
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6Dear Syria, Thank you for your gift of the beautiful decanter and your cooperation during the gulf war. Not to seem ungrateful I would have really preferred your oil reserves
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2euphoric state he was in when he danced all night at Slammin Vinyl. The evil Knockwart King hated ravers as he was a goth... a visigoth. The Jester wanted to dance but the grumpy
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4Oh that is not a drinking fountain... It's a bidet? Ooops l've been drinking from it. All this time someone could have said something. I bet I looked like a right fool sipping from
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3the entertainers in Greek restaurants has been replaced with making an offering by throwing flower petals. Greek restaurants now serve food on plates instead of just breaking them.
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4fate that I was discovered by a talent agent but I think it was my destiny. My newfound fame meant I could help others and give back to the community. I decided to raise money for