Finished Folds (481—500)

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  purple framed sunglasses from Top Shop. His new untold wealth would gain him access to places he'd never known to even exist. The celebrities were in high demand with all the horse

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  I noticed the wolf was the victim of bad dental work. I offered my business card and quickly examined a poorly repaired cap. It was cost a pretty penny to get all the

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  2013-02-23 06:55:20

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  As you can imagine Sister Smurfette's African hassling went down like a lead balloon. Sister Smurfette felt it was best to resign from her role in the church as

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  2013-02-23 06:50:22

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  a mix up when I was doing my washing. I shouldn't have put my slacks in the washing machine they were hand wash only. My whites were also turned into a horrible grey. If only I had

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  2013-02-23 06:43:52

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  Father Walrus tried to sing 'My heart will go on' to the clam. Clam love is not a pretty sight and can be upsetting to those with sensitive hearing. If you are blind and tone deaf

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  2013-02-23 05:31:12

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  "If you'd married a cheesecake like I'd said then you wouldn't be in this position now. You should have listened to your mother. I know best." MegaDonutMan died and escaped the nag

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  2013-02-22 22:19:06

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  When it came to the women's ski jumping world championships nobody expected Mobitu from the Democratic Republic of Congo to even qualify. Mobitu had an indoor ski jump at her home

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  2013-02-22 21:34:17

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  before running over to my open arms and kissing me passionately. It was in that moment we forgot about the land mine under my foot and as our bodies were blown into

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  2013-02-22 11:10:01

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  The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life

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  2013-02-22 08:16:33

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  Dunderoo dreamt of a life where he was degraded to a real live bank teller just like the old days. Historical records showed

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  2013-02-22 06:51:34

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  It was a tough crowd filled with mainly Canadians, Russians and some exchange students from Antigua. I wasn't sure if my stand up routine referencing local humour would go down wel

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  2013-02-22 05:42:11

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  Alas, my father had neglected to give me Wilkins business card so I improvised. I wheeled out the garden chipper and feed the bodies into it to create a lovely garden mulch

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  2013-02-21 12:04:11

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  skip across the border to Mexico to evade our creditors. Goldilocks had already served time for a diamond heist in Belgian. She wasn't prepared to take the fall this time. She lift

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  2013-02-21 09:36:42

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  bunsen burner under my foot was distracting my concerntration during a crucial card game. I'd been living a lie, in truth I'm a monster inside

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  2013-02-20 22:46:30

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  Before I left the house for the day I put on my Thinking Hat. A cool breeze gently lifted my Thinking Hat from my head and sent it floating towards a woman in a hot pink dress

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  2013-02-20 12:26:50

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  Since WWI when soldiers at xmas put down their guns and played football against the enemy it has been a tradition in every war no matter where in the world for soldiers to

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  2013-02-20 12:23:10

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  Smack Jack Black were very popular. It was only when Madonna Pops, Bieber Bran and Dr Dre Flakes started flying off the shelves that

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  2013-02-20 11:49:32

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  remembering their faces. Once you have seen one senior citizen, you have practically seen all of them because they all look about the same in my opinion. The facial recognition sof

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  2013-02-20 11:37:33

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  when we visited the Disco Dentist. I called him that since he always played disco music and wore flared pants that were tight enough in the crotch you could see his balls separate

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  2013-02-20 11:32:07

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  "Yes!" yelled the excited school children. It was story time again and the children had found a comfortable place to sit or lay on the floor whilst listening intently about hounds

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  2013-02-20 11:28:11