Finished Folds (461—480)
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0a box of 10 albino echidna babies? I remember looking through the albino animal catalog last Friday night whilst drinking a glass of red wine but I don't remember calling to order
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0A woman without her man is nothing. I remembered to say "no" to drugs from the Polish police officers. You can kiss my wife but only I get to take her to bed and make her laugh.
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2Nobody expected the superhero vigilante to be a middle aged overweight housewife but Moira the Incredible was determined to rid the city of sexual predators and serial killers.
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5ard. It's just a jump to the left & then a step to the right. Put ur hands on ur hips U bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane..."
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7For my first trip back in time with See-the-past Holidays, I'd be travelling back to 17th Century Scotland. I decided to take a Range Rover, night vision goggles, water purificatio
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3carrying shields and armed with feral cats. I quickly took a panoramic photo of the 4 horseman and tagged them on my Facebook. As I put my phone back into my pocket
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6care or your warranty for the stove and slushee machine will be null and void. 1) Do not operate machine unless wearing a purple hat 2) Only use machine during a full moon 3) Keep
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5With all the alcohol fumes it didn't take much more than a spark to set the longboat ablaze. The longboat and Oleg had a Viking funeral. The gods in Asgard would be pleased
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4thoughts turned to the time he got lost in Ikea and had to survive a week on Swedish horse-meat-balls before he was found. Dom felt a tear run down his cheek as he swallowed
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5After some effort searching Streaky found a pirate captain with a peg leg perfect for super-humping. Streaky knew his best tactic was a surprise super-humping attack
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3cked his pants into his socks and started his boxersize class. Sometimes exercise helps think through complex problems. With an adrenaline rush from the class the commissioner
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6ker the train window and spray paint graffiti stencils on the side. The Electric Monk met street artist Banky in Bethlehem. Banksy inspired the Electric Monk to spread his message
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0as I continued to clear space in my wardrobe for 30 ball gowns I had just purchased online. My husband Jerry had built an extension to my wardrobe last year but I filled the extra
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4Brc Sprngstn wld sng 2 th Prsdnt 2 hlp dctv8 th bmb bt Brc sng wtht ny vwls. Th Prsdnt wld nd 2 thnk qckly 2 fnd nthr sltn 2 th bmb. Hlp cm frm
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1with chilli sauce. It was wonderful eating so much roughage meant I didn't need to take laxatives just to go to the toilet. I told my Aunt Mildred about my new diet and she asked
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2accomodation in Ontario. My problem was that my new apartment in Ontario didn't have any heating and a window in my bedroom was jammed open. Pigeons would
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0howled at the loss of his iPhone and ran off to sniff at a fresh pile of dog poo near the edge of the canyon. It must have been a message because Searching Dog replied by
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3"Is that crocodile looking at me? I swear he just looked at me." I said as I nudged my friend next to me in the boat. "See, he just winked at me!" I said excitedly whilst pointing
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5If you bottle your feelings you can later sell them as an essential oil. The perfume industry will pay good money for bottled feelings. I once found a piece of whale
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5horny at the idea of seeing her small deformed feet. I couldn't understand why Dulcinea would want to hide them from me after all those years binding them