Finished Folds (521—540)
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4my collection of hand-crafted wooden dolls whilst I thought about what to do with Pink's secrets. My money troubles improved when a buyer offered me
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5Why does my hair smell like vomit?
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4The zombie refugees struggled to find a safe haven after the Canadian's closed their borders. The CDC in Atlanta had been working with experts in Montreal on emergency measures
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3ign was just a ruse to cover up her robotic arms. Tatiana not only had robotic arms she also took PCP to help her lift. "Lift Strong" tried to distance itself from the
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3fold guru had written sacred texts on how to reach your innermost fold. Enlightenment is only found when you have emptied your open fold queue. The folders sought to
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5made a Harlem Shake video and posted it on YouTube. The San Diego cops Harlem Shake video was so popular that the YouTube servers could not cope with the traffic
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13the vice and then glued a long haired wig and head band on top of the Parrot's head. The parrot now had that classic beatnik look which was perfect for his
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3Martin Sheen and Martin Scorsese came in to sit down in the audience. Martin Short & Martin VanBuren were nervous
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4ie Jenkins by placing his false teeth in her glass of punch. Suzie Jenkins hadn't changed much since high school because she'd has so much plastic surgery. Mike found
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5If only I had kept a backup copy of my plan. My computer hard drive died. I had lost the only copy of the construction plans for the Sydney Opera House. I could only hope the build
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1A worldwide paper shortage forced the origcrame fans to use alternate resources. The hippies and retirees would try using plastic bags with little success
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2dawned on me that time travel was impossible. My childhood dreams of travelling back in time to kill Hitler was impossible. Alternate universes however were highly probable
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3being replaced by crumpets. Crumpets are obviously a divine and holy. Thus, we shall pray to have crumpets for breakfast everyday that are toasted and buttered. Amen.
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6ass!" said the Cookie Monster rudely. The Cookie Monster was a pioneer in establishing workers rights for the muppets. It all started with a dental plan.
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4ed into the swirling vortex that had appeared before us. This time we would escape with a gold diamond encrusted Lollypop but next time
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6before rushing to find his gun with silver bullets. Obviously, an American Werewolf was on the loose in Paris. Marty stood at the
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2My only choice was to start mining the salt. Thankfully, the market for pink rock salt had grown since I first invested in Salty & Faulty Inc. I soon had enough cash to have my eye
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4That is how I came became involved in race walking. At the Olympics, I had already received one penalty and then tension meant you could almost cut the air with a knife. Race walki
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3and drifted over wheat farms before landing in a paddock. The balloon child was discovered by a farmer who took the balloon child to his daughter to
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2Prince Harry's publicity campaign wasn't fooling me. I remembered when he dressed up as Hitler and posed naked during a game of strip snooker. My love affair with the Prince had