Finished Folds (541—560)
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2came on. Elliot was in a cave and holding firmly onto ET's penis. Could this situation get anymore awkward? Then of course music started to play
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4Death's dog was named Fuzzy Wuzzy, not exactly what you'd call a fearsome death hound but more of a friend to cuddle after a long day ending lives. Death's one weakness was
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2was smooshed in between my butt cheeks by an unknown assailant. I was the one being surprised. Suddenly, I had a bag over my head and zip ties around my wrists
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1It seemed like a logical reaction since they had just washed their hands. The school had taken the boys to the local hospital on a field trip where they learnt how to prep for surg
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5Father Handsey has a large number of stables where he keeps race horses. Father Handsey's gambling problem had meant he was in debt to the
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0shelter for the homeless where I volunteered to serve chicken pot pies in the evening shift. Whilst at the shelter I received a call from Apple
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5I need doggie shoes to go with my new doggie clothes. I rushed Fifi to the Pet Assessories store but they didn't have her size. It was an emergency
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5extra labour costs on his final bill. He knew Sarah would struggle to pay the additional expense since she had decided to study full-time. With only a casual carpet cleaning job to
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2artist was simply influenced by the times he lived in. Janet Fish an art historian examined the alien painting and observed that it had been altered at later date to
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6wrestling would happen between Bentley and Philomena Cunk. Miss Cunk had better things to do than listen to Bentley's poor attempts at French. She was starting her own legal firm
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2Prof Plum would need to examine the case again using both deductive and inductive reasoning. Over the years Prof Plum's investigative skills had become more sophisticated
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4in the bedroom during role play as long as each person is aware of the safety word. When I pushed the button an elite combat team
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10I had changed my mind and ate some crumpets for breakfast. The bubblegum Pop-Tart calmed down and its mini baby bubblegum Pop-Tarts came out from hiding to play
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3waved his baguette in the air before marching off towards Mount Doom. Gandalf was concerned about being associated with a surrender monkey so opted to wait for
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6my 3 year old dog has knocked over its food bowl and stolen my sandwich from the kitchen bench. My 8 year old dog just just spends the entire time snoozing in his basket without
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3We welcome you to munchkin land sing fa la la la la! The munchkin restaurant had a roaring trade it was impossible to book a table for 6 months
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6The new robotic vacuum cleaner was clearly evil thought the poodle. The lovely smells that filled the house were sucked away never to be sniffed again. If only
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6For a limited time only! The Turgid Stoat 2000 Personal Fortress now includes a flame thrower attachment, water restistance, an AK 47 attachment, night vision, rape whistle,
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1Breakers carrying Carl's insulin were trapped in the thick sea ice off the coast of Macquarie Island (near Antartica). Carl had been stationed at Camp McMurdo examining ice cores
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8George W Bush jumped out at her in an alley way with a knife. The self defence Turgid Stoat sprang out of her purse and moved into action. George W Bush was