Finished Folds (781—800)
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2I really should have read the brochure for Kinky Horror Holidays more carefully. I hoped to change my accomodation but a metal detecting conference was being held
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4had spent most of his life working out his abs to impress women only to end up alone. The Situation didn't understand what really mattered to women
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6Before she could write an answer the class clown Fat Jimmy stole the note from her fingers and waved it in the air. Fat Jimmy yelled "Look what I've got
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4buckets of squid tentacles fried in a tasty batter and servered with a fresh lemon. Margaret's demands were always met as the other orphans feared her. One night squid tentacles
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1Without my sugar rush I was unable to bounce off the walls but instead I went crashing through them. The holes I had made in the walls allowed me to escape the land of savoury food
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3expected that Simba would be caught in the snare of a poacher. The poachers were keen to obtain Simba's claws which were prized in Chinese Medicine for
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4In the middle of play a "streaker" drifted out into the middle of the match in a see-through space suit. The crowds erupted in laughter as the space police tried to catch
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4Lenore ducked under the desk and spotted a magic paperclip on the floor. Eddie came over to see what all the fuss was about. Eddie suggested Lenore rub the paperclip
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3and breaks down into tears. After losing her son in a freak boating accident she does not want to lose her daughter as well. Instead of trying to cut herself with knives she would
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5the edge of the stone monolith. It would have been easier wearing a harness and gloves but safety equipment is overrated. Preventable accidents such as
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3The phone rang and Roy's answering message asked if the had tried turning it off and on again, if it was switched on or plugged in. Moss returned from the toilet with a
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5"I think we are being watched." Alice looked around the room before responding "Of course we are being watched. I am not Alice. I am Natasha a KGB agent assigned to
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4When camping in the great outdoors it is advisable to ensure you pack enough gear to spot UFOs. If you live outside of America these rules do not apply as UFOs only abduct
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4Everyone writes songs or poems about the eyes but the poor neglected nose receives no such attention. The nose is picked on and unappreciated for its beauty
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4"Funkytown? I am heading to Nutbush city limits is that along the way?" asked the truck driver. His name was Disco Stu and he had an amazing Afro hairstyle and flared jeans
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1noffee pie the night I was born or if it was just an impulse purchase. In the end the pie was forgotten about when I turned up as a screaming bundle of joy. The sleepless nights
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0and suicidal after the Happy Mondays lead singer hung himself. Tuesday is race day. The ladies wear hats and try to attract the attention of
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3teddy bear with all his stitching coming undone and his button eyes falling off. How was I susposed to know that Antiques Roadshow would give him such a high value? Even with the d
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4continued until the police kicked in the door. It turned out to be another of those investment scams. I can't believe I fell for their promises. I must have had my brains scrambled
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5with amazing success. Soon, Uncle/Grandpa Doug was opening his own fish market and exporting Carp to Japan where top restaurant bid inflated prices for the best fish.