Finished Folds (761—780)

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  had tried soylent green before but never could get used to the flavour. It wasn't like sausages which are made from arseholes and lips. It was much more

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• 6
  imagination. I can't be having a conversation with you now go away and I'll pretend this never happened." The Fold was sad. It had been a long time since anyone had

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  2013-01-18 07:10:53

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  across the kitchen sink and in the light fittings. What a mess. Pot and pans evacuated to a refugee camp. His cooking was bad but the kitchen war was worse.

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  2013-01-18 07:03:06

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  episode when the elderly neighbour Mrs Dither shuffled out her front door with a box of cat treats. The cat's ears pricked up and it scampered across the road to investigate

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  2013-01-17 21:04:19

• 6
  advised the Unwilling Ladies to build a sphere rather than a pyramid. Sphere's were the latest fashion but the ladies were unwilling unless a gelatinous sphere could be

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  2013-01-17 20:58:50

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  Spam enforcers were getting closer to shutting down the unsolicited commercial electronic messages. Without ads for dodgy drugs, penis enlargements or 419 scams the

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  2013-01-17 20:42:18

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  the Freemasons but did not realise Hugh was trading bunnies for a time share in Mykonos. It seemed too suspicious to Eeyore who started to doubt Hugh when he received a

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  2013-01-17 20:37:22

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  The spam demon scurried its way across the kitchen floor towards the cat's litter box. The spam demon ate the cat litter and the disappeared out the

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  2013-01-17 11:23:50

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  working as a fire fighter is somewhat difficult. So I changed my job to work as a blacksmith fashioning iron gates for wealthy private mansions.

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  2013-01-17 11:19:30

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  ing. What do you want to do for a career become a pencil holder? The young man nodded grabbed a pencil to show he'd been practicing his new trade. Just don't chew the end.

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  2013-01-17 11:14:02

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  It was only when radio stations started playing the "Happy Happy Bounce Bounce" song that the teenagers reconsidered suicide. The Euro Dance hit "Happy Happy Bounce Bounce" was

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  2013-01-16 20:28:09

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  Later, at Desert Creek she found rainbows, lollipops, giant marshmellow lilly pads and a flowering Turkish Delight. Magical pixies sprinkled fairy dust on fluffy pink clouds

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  2013-01-16 20:23:34

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  Ever since the police shut down Jack the Ripper's leather making factory the human skin market had become

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  2013-01-16 20:19:51

• 3
  The doomsday clock came with a lovely matching doomsday watch, doomsday hat, doomsday t-shirt and a limited edition gold plated doomsday pen. The doomsday pen

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  2013-01-16 20:16:08

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  His rope was attached to a soap which contained his dope. His mother couldn't cope so she went to visit the Pope. The Pope said "There is no hope for

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  2013-01-16 20:12:51

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  before sprouting wings and developing a unique sense for colourful flowers. His baby/bumble bee attempted its first flight by nervously flapping its wings and

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  2013-01-16 20:04:52

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  across the crowd barrier and onto the stadium running track. The banana skidded and stopped in the middle of the 100m sprint track as the men were about to start. Bang!

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  2013-01-16 19:59:20

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  The Graphite then began to reconcile the accounts by checking each amount on the ledger against the bank statement. As soon as the decimals were accounted for they were released

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  2013-01-16 19:55:42

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  d as he showed me a newspaper clipping showing the latest development in DNA testing. My estranged son Jason and his wife Alex

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  2013-01-16 19:50:58

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  as they were about to sit down for Sunday roast lunch. The Reinholds asked Major Major Major to join them and set an extra table setting. Meanwhile, the windowwasher became suspici

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  2013-01-16 19:46:26