Finished Folds (881—900)

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  for the ferris wheel ride at the fair. Slutty Jessie and her country cousin Horny Sue asked Nicole to the roller disco leaving short arse Cruise to

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  fried fish wrapped in butchers paper. We would gather as a family at the botanical garden for a picnic. Our daughter Vile would run through the background of wedding photos just as

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  2013-01-03 22:52:35

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  my sea shell collection it was gathering dust as I did not have time to create a sea shell wall mural. My low paid academic job was taking up too much time. I longed to visit the

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  2013-01-03 22:45:54

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  and for an exclusive membership to the Bunion and Plantar Wart Society. Harvey asked Jake if he could attend a meeting as Jake's guest but Jake took one look at his feet and said

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  2013-01-01 12:32:02

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  named Mons Pubis sought the attention of Jenny Talarea. Mons Pubis asked if Jenny would like to dance but she threw a glass of punch in his face and walked away. The stoner

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  2013-01-01 05:31:17

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  eze. Ratgod then swung out over the stage and Mr Herbert grabbed hold of his tail. Ratgod then let go of the trapeze both Mr Herbert & Ratgod landed in a wobbly giant green jelly.

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  2013-01-01 03:34:43

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  out his AK-47 and headed off to work at his teaching job. After Connecticut, Padd believed more guns were the answer especially in schools. Bang! Ooops was that your kid?

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  2013-01-01 03:27:51

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  the dishes were complaining about the rough Brillo pad but after dunking them under the water a few times they shut up. Angel told me to stop talking to the plates.

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  2013-01-01 00:25:38

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  the thugs were asking the single profound thought to join their gang in thuggery. The single profound thought agreed and was said to have lead a life with a one track mind.

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  2013-01-01 00:09:44

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  The Analvac made a sad rumbling sound and then ceased to operate leaving the demonstration up shit creek without a paddle

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  2012-12-30 12:18:02

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  on the plot. Yes, that's right Big Bird. Just then Ahmadinejad started coming toward his study. Armed with a water pistol, I fired off a warning shot.

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  2012-12-30 11:20:36

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  by chewing on the back of pencils. Those who also chew on the back of biro pens only speed up the process. New research has shown that when people spell stationery wrong

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  2012-12-30 11:15:08

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  bust size and rushed over the publishing house on 42nd Street. Poxy Publishing were very interested in my notes and published them in a book called "Tony's Wife & Her Breasts"

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  2012-12-30 11:07:43

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  pair of purple tap shoes and an aircraft pilot hat. The real estate agent clearly could not be trusted. I had see the real estate agent wearing the same outfit on a park bench ad.

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  2012-12-30 11:02:06

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  was great as a morning snack but I was starving. So I ate a penguin, a fruit bat, two baboons, a frilled neck lizard and of course a walrus. The we're delicious but I had trouble

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  2012-12-30 10:56:07

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  his life story was being made into an opera in a language he didn't understand. Tony needed help so he enrolled in German classes at the night school offered by his nearby

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  2012-12-30 10:49:55

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  red on his niece Miss Emily De Veous was destroyed when the mansion was ransacked by the rebel forces. General Halftrack ordered his men to capture the

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  2012-12-30 05:32:24

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  Mr Preston thought when he gave Mr Fleetwood some of the manure mix he'd been using to grow his prize winning marrows that Mr Fleetwood would be more greatful but instead

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  2012-12-30 05:26:42

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  which means... On, off, off, on, on, on etc... The man with the machine heart had previously eaten too much salty food

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  2012-12-30 05:22:29

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  because you are mental. Why are ghosts always from the Victorian era? Nobody ever talks about cave man ghosts or indigenous tribes. No, it is always some creepy looking person from

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  2012-12-30 05:18:52