Finished Folds (861—880)
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2The Space Dog Program was commanded by Major Woof. Early exploration by Laika and the Soviet Space Dogs had pioneered the way for dogs in space. Planet Chew_Toy was
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5until I looked at the Oompa Loompas more closely and realised they were just Essex girls with too much spray tan. Who would have thought Essex girls have talent?
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5Granny since she'd been eating Power Source apple bars (made with 95% cardboard) and working out with McBain at a gym secretly at night. Granny was tougher than Chuck Norris.
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1into Jack Abramoff's soup. Jack went right off his soup and as a result George said "Jack's off his soup". The media missquoted George saying he was a "Jack Off".
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1Dopestrong and Alberto Cuntador raced in the Tour De Dope to gain fame and fortune. The competition in men's road racing was tough and sponsors paid
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3removed unsightly stretch marks. The miracle cure is available now in three easy payments of $49.95. Call now our operators are standing by to help you to advantage of this deal.
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3said Jim to the church priest. The priest gave Jim a confused look and then said "Holy Jesus not holey cheeses. What are we going to do with all this cheese?" Jim picked up a
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3ut our receptionist Karla? Karla was inexperienced when Geoff first hired her. Dan wasn't sure if Karla would be a good receptionist so added CEO to the role. Karla was brilliant a
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2at the crowds queuing to get into the museum during the school holidays. Zorg would have rather gone to the Library to research the family tree. Ug was most insistent
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2AC/DC took to the stage. Angus Young played a riff signifying the start of the song "Back in Black". After Bon Scott's death the band considered time travel to retrieve a
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7the wind changed but didn't give us any change. Uncle Jack left us a wind chime in his will which helped tunnel the gusty winds into a soothing musical clanging noise
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10with our feet wrapped in pink tissue paper. The vagabond cruise ship was actually a colander or a kitchen sieve which let water in but the tissue paper kept our feet dry
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1Being a collector it is hard to get a balance between collecting and hoarding. I had heard it was best just to get rid of something each time I brought something new home but
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5Last night I dreamt I was sitting in the front of a mini-bus squeezed between Tony Blair and a security guy heading to a water park when a fiery explosion on the horizon filled the
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4Often our confidence is linked to how we handle conflict. Those who problem solve rather than avoid or argue tend to be more confident. Confidence is also linked to self image
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3Before any research could be conducted the students were required to submit how they intended to conduct the research to the university ethics committee
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2made from dead horses. I wondered if it was the horses from the grand national horse race. I had enjoyed watching the horses jump over the hedges and crash into
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6pillow talk". I reached for my headphones but my pillow had other ideas. My pillow said it had taken a pregnancy test and was expecting cushions. I told the pillow "I don't need an
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6Prof. Brian Cox and a piano bar musician. The musician operated a complex sound phaser for Captain Neutrino whilst serving cocktails to Higgs the Boson
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6his wife knocked a painting of the famous outlook Pipsqueak McGraw. With the invasion of the fort he scrambled for cover under a pile of feather dusters. His wife ate