Finished Folds (961—980)
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5Bedlam Mental Hospital but she was actually being filmed as part of an upcoming comedy series about awkward silences. The elderly lady glued a banana skin to a lamppost
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3had been a signal failure at Canary Wharf. With further delays expected the passages wished they'd taken the DLR to Bank tube station rather than the tube. An exchange student
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4solar hot water. In anticipation my hair parted and waited for me to lather it with the silky perfumed shampoo. My hair pranced about on my head in delight at being wash in
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2exploded into white hot flames. The theory of relativity prevented time travel and unless Einstein could be stopped the scientists at CERN would just be supporting the theory
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1was attracting seals, sea lions, orca and polar bears. One seal was sad because he'd been called fish breath by an elephant.
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3The Intellects had failed art class and were even told by their art teacher they lacked talent. Disheartened by the world of art the Intellects started manufacturing fibre glass
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8stage asking whether people wanted to be his lover. If so, Eric required them to 'get' with his friends. Eric's admission frightened
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3monitor his rainwater gauge. Ted was recently given a scientific instrument kit and a giant bone for his birthday.
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2. The fast forward had been flirting with the pause and record had told Lloyd that it was likely that fast forward was in fact the father of the pregnant pause's child.
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3had reduced the audience to waving glow sticks and peddling a bicycle to power a generator. Even with this effort by the audience the art was
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3shrinking beach balls. The menacing surfy gang threatened to blow up Sturgis if the bikie gang's leader didn't stop dating the sister of the leader of the surfy gang. Surfing bros.
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1who can afford Xmas? Ever since the cookie barons cornered the market, Xmas has been a luxury only for those who are part of the cookie owning elite. I tried to offer
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1want it to be spent in summer camping by the river Spey in the highlands of Scotland. One morning I would get out of my tent to go swimming naked in a river of Scotch whisky.
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4Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack jumped over the Series M-421 miniture canioptimeter and ran out the door in search of
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1How to create a hoverboard: Attach 2 x GAU-8 Avenger's to a skateboard and fire gun into the ground to create lift and propulsion.
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5A jobsworth is a person who uses their job description in a deliberately uncooperative way, or who seemingly delights in acting in an obstructive or unhelpful manner. "I can't do
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5got arrested by the Moron Police on the way to work for driving with an elf hat on. After that I was laid off and started collecting bottle caps I found thrown onto the street
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6Four corrupt police officers, five drunk polish carpenters, six unemployed college graduates, seven
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2taken thalidomide for morning sickness and dropped her children several times when they were babies on their heads. Whoops! Sorry about that.
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2signifying he would now be required to purchase two seats on intergalactic space travel. The extra cost was a burden but he was still able to visit Neptune for his annual vacation.