Finished Folds (981—1000)

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  fice workers sat in meetings playing bullshit bingo. "Synergy" "Proactive" "Seemless" "Win-win" "Leverage"

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  2012-12-24 05:15:55

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  the gifts in the work Xmas hamper seemed a little more unusual than last year. I stood on the balcony of the hotel where the Xmas function was being held and looked over the edge

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  2012-12-24 05:10:56

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  a real advantage for the 80 Years & Over Marathon Running Club members who caught up with the rest of the competitors and whizzed by the

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  2012-12-24 05:05:03

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  "The dream police, they live inside of my head. The dream police, they come to me in my bed. The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no." Maybe Johnny is

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  2012-12-24 05:00:34

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  Mr Grynch often placed ads in the classified section of The Times however this year he did not expect to receive such a massive response

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  2012-12-24 02:05:43

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  Dr. Wigwaddle was actually returning a front for a money laundering scam. Those connected to the scam would provide a Chit Number to verify they were part of the

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  2012-12-23 23:30:35

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  Later he was seen being used as a chew toy by a great white shark. Captain Ahab radioed Captain Nemo and then flicked a switch for the ship to convert to submarine mode. Captain Ne

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  2012-12-23 23:25:55

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  spend most of her waking hours in the garden shed creating glass beads. She would sell her homemade jewellery at a local market. Often customers would ask for a magic glass bead to

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  2012-12-23 23:16:52

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  His fears were all but forgotten when he saw Jessica Biel walking along without a bra and smiling at him. She was coming over to

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  2012-12-23 23:11:08

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  to infiltrate the Consumer Confidence Index and portray a potential increase in economic growth. In reality Jimmy was just being used as a tool to keep the public from

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  2012-12-23 21:27:01

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  2. A mint never hinged inverted Jenny postage stamp so I can send my granny a postcard from the Falkland Islands.

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  2012-12-23 10:58:15

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  power from the quantum vacuum in space that contained an enormous amount of energy from the Higgs particals. The energy in one cubic cm was equivalent to 1000 years of the sun burn

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  2012-12-23 00:53:47

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  After dissecting my raincoat I documented my findings. My paper was published in New Scientist Magazine. Whilst on tour speaking about my paper I met a beautiful

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  2012-12-23 00:10:48

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  and and bought anti-depressants which quelled the nicotine craving by blocking the neuro-transmitors in her brain. The store had a help wanted sign. To fund her journey

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  2012-12-23 00:08:02

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  union that would provide extended access to territories surrounding the butcher's hut. These green pastures offer shelter from the extreme tempretures during the

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  2012-12-23 00:04:46

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  should this folding story be published in peer reviewed academic journals I should expected to be included in the references. Research into the impact of folding stories on

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  2012-12-23 00:00:45

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  he was surprised when he caught so many blow fish. Uncle Doug called Aunt Bess to let her know we'd be visiting the aged care home later with gifts for

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  2012-12-22 16:53:46

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  The swingers party was a roaring success and when the man from google@home came to map the residence everyone celebrated with an orgy. The room under the stairs was framed with

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  2012-12-22 16:51:03

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  All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you. If only you loved me back. My toes had decided to revolt.

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  2012-12-22 16:46:09

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  The beautiful lady with long blonde hair walked into the hotel with her luggage. She was on holiday in North Korea and everywhere she went

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  2012-12-22 11:51:02