Finished Folds (1061—1080)
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2squeezed into that tiny swim suit and covered myself with butter before joining everyone at the beach. Who was I kidding? I was not petite, I was not slender or trim but a flabby
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3Monty". The no no smoking flights would wait for you to finish your duty free shopping and had no issue with passengers storing extra luggage in the aisles. On hunting trips passen
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1aspirin my banging headache returned. I went in search of moon berries on the dark side of the Moon. Without Sir Patrick Moore to guide me I got lost around a moon
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2His tailor measured his suits on a fortnightly basis because Smalls body would change so often he would need new clothes. Biggie just wore a tent and then later a
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4or 24. My dyslexia made the simplest things complicated. Even being a hermit I found myself often mixing up my melons with my lemons. It is a lonely life but
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3Rev. Green, High Priestess Pink and Demi God Yellow all gathered to enjoy the juicy peaches with millions of folds. The occasion was marked by the writing of a fictitious
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4"We need to make sure Frodo is wearing his respirator in the mines as he's a terrible asthmatic". The fellowship agreed with Fluffums. The sparky magnesium armour would not be
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7s?" asked Fold 7. Fold 8 & 9 ran outside to the hot tub and rolled naked in the snow. Fold 7 got distracted and forgot what
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7his meld and won the hand of Radio Rummy. Johnny's strategy had been to distract her with his onion breath but he didn't expect her to discard so many
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4"I'm actually a plastic surgeon so you can call me 'Boob Operator' rather than 'Smooth Operator'. It sounds the same when Sade sings it". The fireman agreed and poked his hose
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4poked out of the slippery hole. Inside the cylinder was chocolate gold coins, a set of house keys, a walkie-talkie, a torch and a packet of beef flavoured chewing gum. The smell
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2Ade-Bob had frequently heard about how his mother was 'saved' from a country with corruption and crimes against human rights. Ade-Bob's mother would speak fondly of Indonesian
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3as the Sultan of Brunei and all my people shall live tax free. The Bruneians rejoiced and went on cheap holidays with Royal Brunei Airlines. During the flights they would always
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2The ref blew his whistle and a red card was issued to Wayne Rooney. I was awarded a corner and now was my chance to win the FIFA world cup. The wall of players left their nuts open
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3As I entered the trench it became filled with disco lighting and on the sea floor I could see neon fish dancing on the strobing dance floor. I felt the underwater disco boogie take
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6IOC members were experiencing the delights of carnival. Drinks were flowing and the truth about doping in sport was being told to anyone that cared to listen. A cocktail waiter
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4Wolverine and a pizza delivery boy were covered in my nasal mucus sample. The doctor scooped a small amount into a container for testing and offered me a note for work. I thanked
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2were growing fat due to the imports of cheap frozen foods from New Zealand. In size the people from Tonga were almost as obese as the American Samoans that had the highest
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5flew off to watch the America's Cup Yatch Race. With the lack of crowd control Subscribers were becomming crushed against each other. The panicked crowd stampeded into a fenced
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5was busy watching a thrilling cricket test match between the state of Louisiana and England. The match had just broken for tea when I decided to telephone the Queen of Chaos