Finished Folds (1041—1060)
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0know how he had lost a button on his favourite jacket but somewhere the jacket button lay lost wondering if it would ever be found and return to the jacket. The button was gold and
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4they were good eating and much more nutritional than rabbit. We had Cat & Fish for Breakfast, HotCats for lunch and Cat soup for dinner followed by Cat Cake & icecream. The feral
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4troit as his dog's name but the dog refused to come when he called it. Maybe it wasn't his dog at all. Maybe he'd just dreamed he had a dog. He looked down at his cat with a
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2tripped over Angelina Jolie's acting skills before bumping head first into a marching band drumkit. The invisible director's legs wiggled about furiously as he tried to
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6Statistics and the mind are strange things. We like to create patterns with everything like how we see a face on the moon. If we took the time to record every instance of
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1generally acting like politicians in a whore house. Thankfully, it wasn't long before closing time and they were moved on with a quick spray with the fireman's hose.
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1It was a small slice of life that changed the way we thought about Lebanese, Armenian, pickled, burpless and the whole gourd family.
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2little consequence when the flood wiped out everything around them. Indira searched for Rahula in the muddy waters but could not find anything but a freshly cleaned loin cloth hung
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4Lolcats! had helped to establish a unique communication link with its quirky language and random cat pictures. The Robot Al overlords were avid fans of I Can Haz Cheez Burger and
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5since polliwogs are amphibians and we come from a long line of extremists." Heidi was disappointed in the prejudice views expressed and went to Kermit for advice on
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2later discovered to be Danish and obsessed with copyright laws. Lars would have a hissy fit every time someone downloaded his music. Mozart suggested he
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4until his lack of empathy was discovered during a yawning contest. The Executor had been rumbled and was bound by the Kiwanis to mediate domestic disputes and arbitrate family law
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5The Secret Authors Society (SAS) consisted of famous published authors that lurked on FoldingStory.com to get ideas, distract themselves during writer's block or
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2Kurt's big tubers were popular with the exception of Courtney who had a peanut allergy. A sinister seagull watched over the meal. Kurt turned away to find the sinister seagull in
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0excavate the old Xmas cartoons and films from the forbidden film archive (the tomb) so that children everywhere can watch the same reruns every year." "Is that how the tradition of
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13that shaved daily with a cutthroat razor. 49erFaithful was unaware of the plot and hid in a corner whilst a stampede of wild camels galloped by. The window of opportunity opened
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3lgamated into the pages of the story. With the Times New Roman enlarged print running across her body, Tess struggled to free herself from the book bind. A militant librarian place
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2ness that grows stronger with every breath I take. Mental illness has taken a hold of me ever since I installed lead
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2a superb meat face mask I shall prepare and wear later tonight whilst meditating to David Bowie's Starman. The trick is to cross your legs into a
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3symbol for Internet Troll. Unless you are able to converse with trolls your efforts will be fruitless. To learn troll language you can take a course at