Finished Folds (1241—1260)
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1would be benefit from being returned to the wild. Mr Klinger booked a flight to Malaysia and would spend 8 weeks trekking through the jungles of Borneo. The majestic beauty of the
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5The nurse admired his quick wit and promptly asked if he'd like to go for a drink afterwards. He made it known he was also interested in her by pinching her bottom. She smiled and
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5we didn't have a pen to write it down. One customer asked if we could slather his whole body in Oyster-Tang Sauce. So we used large buckets and poured the sauce over his head
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3I got out a packet of space marshmellows and waited as he slowly drifted towards me. I considered the rest of my crew inside the space station and toasted enough marshmellows for
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5before my adoring fans convince me to keep writing musical musicals. I then realised I am not alone and what I do impacts others. My life must be celebrated in a musical
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8A statue was erected in his honour. He was posthumously called the greatest texting author that ever lived. People would recite his "rotlmao bbl u r l8" for crowds
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2create decorations out of the records in the compactus anymore. The office was was too quite and everyone was working hard. Everyone was allowed to leave early since they had
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5Star wars fan school taught the children of the most obsessed fans in the country. It didn't matter that half of the parents had called their children Luke, Anakin or Leia. Classes
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4hard life as you can get cut down at anytime. Feeling hollow I said nuts to it all and stopped trying to climb higher as I'd never reach the canopy. I changed into a water baby.
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2The grizzly bear pie throw and dedicating contest was not going as planned. Some of the contestants were Koalas who are not bears and were not interested in throwing pies. Pandas
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1a Justin Beiber/ Jessica Alba lookalike. My newly found popularity helped launch my music/acting career. With fame I was able to help raise millions for charitable causes.
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4just kept running faster and faster. The unisex Olympic race was finally won by a woman. A new world record had been set and she was hailed a sporting legend.
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6a half my face went numb with Bell's Palsy. I now pose for photos with my left side only showing so it isn't all bad. My left was always my best side.
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1Sorry, that should be Sandy's claws. Sandy had gorgeous nail extensions. My bare breastedness did not raise an eyebrow as equal opportunity laws allowed women to go topless too.
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3actised ballet in the auditorium. Mrs Silveski admired the commitment everyone made and frequently handed out praise. The 3rd graders were told the tournament would be held
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4The gun slinger SlimWhitman roamed across the western Swiss Alps on his trusty steed. SlimWhitmans's trusty steed was called
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3Twinkle and Sprinkle the badgers called Toad from Toad Hall to ask if he was bringing pizza. Mr Eimsley the squirrel made it clear his tummy was rumbling. The
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0got away with hiding my EPO. This year I'd decided I was going to win the Tour De France. I got on my bicycle and joined in the race whilst pumping EPO into my veins. Sponsors
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4as becomming the ultimate emergency response vehicle. Some might even say it was a super car. Not the Stig though because he didn't say anything he just drove the Ferrari to save
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6needed to surprise the warden at the officers and prisoners Christmas function. Jacob Nealy had been looking forward to the party all year. He'd put to use his talents at baking