Finished Folds (1261—1280)
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2Mr Gingrich's stand up routine at the Comedy and Calamity Club had been a huge success. Some nights he would have a total of 8 people come and see his show. The manager
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3Genie's agency had put together the ultimate database of DNA records. The Arayans fought against Genie's findings and despite scientific evidence determined they were
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5the Chinese junk boats that would frequently sail near the shore. Even the sight of the junks made the Janitor Impersonators enraged. South Beach was busy with
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1The cast and crew went to the circus to see the new giraffe. The giraffe had pimples on his eyeballs and pimples on his
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2This is due to the exclusivity of the Zombie restaurants and zombie dining clubs. To join the 'Exquisite Brains and other Entrails' dining club members have put for a large
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5for the facially less than attractive conductor. The violins were stretched off the stage only to be later made into toothpicks. The audience was unaware of the lack of care given
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1As CEO of Nortel she was the first to vote in favour of Self-organising Network (SON) at the World Mobile Congress in 2009. Nortel early adoption was followed by Motorola.
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2Big Bertha had served in WWI as a Howitzer. The war had taken its toll. Yes, she had success in Antwerp but now was focused on baking. A competition was
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4Please take this banana as a peace offering" he said in a whining voice. The remaining members of the band cheerfully accepted the delicious fruit as a gift and returned to
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4but I already owe $5 to my friend Bobby. I'm sure Dorothy would have done the same thing if she was in my financial position". Scarecrow nodded and smoked a cigar whilst lounging
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4Bye bye my old hard drive. I put you in the fridge and hoped something survived. This will be day my hard drive died. The hot weather has not made it any better for it to survive.
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2in all directions. The neighbourhood dogs were having a feast. A Pomeranian ran off with a zombies arm and the zombie stopped dancing the Zombizomba to chase after him
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5by kicking them in the face but ended up being too bouncy for the job. The kangaroos were bounced up into the air landing into the pouch of a koala which then fell into the pouch
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3It was time to fix the backward 'R' on the Toys-R-Us sign. For years many had thought it was a marketing ploy but it actually happened one night when the giraffe was at a disco
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5into a thousand pieces. Larry was far from impressed with Harry. Suddenly, their elder brother Gary Potter appeared. "What happened to the hotdog stand?" said Gary looking at the m
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4subscribe to Rot & Guts Magazine? No point dwelling on it now. Dr Conrad was in shock so I rushed to get his smelling salts. I turned and tripped over a large
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4cal ringtone of Barbie Girl by Aqua rang out and Flammable Goat Boy picked up his phone "Hello? No, I'm just playing poker. What? No, I don't want a chicken stuffed in it
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3unimpressed by all the fuss. Pogs & Co were meant to be an equal opportunity employer but all she found was a chauvinistic workplace that objectified women. The amphibious bunny
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4bell ring for service from the room next door. The Prince not to be disturbed from his Privy Chambers sent his Groom of the Stool to investigate. Meanwhile the prince knocked over
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3mental anguish but it wasn't working out. I turned on a super powerful magnet a lifted him up to drop him into the crusher. Another failure caused me to doubt my ability to conquer