Finished Folds (1281—1300)
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4bell ring for service from the room next door. The Prince not to be disturbed from his Privy Chambers sent his Groom of the Stool to investigate. Meanwhile the prince knocked over
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3mental anguish but it wasn't working out. I turned on a super powerful magnet a lifted him up to drop him into the crusher. Another failure caused me to doubt my ability to conquer
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0TEARS OF ACID THAT I CRY!" the doctor felt sure he was deaf so he went to he library to learn sign language. The acid tears dissolved his cheeks and the pages he was trying to read
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3looked puzzled and started to think about having BBQ ribs for dinner. With his concerntration waning Moses switched to writing romantic poetry and considered a fantasy novel.
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2expert statements, truckloads of evidence and a media wolf pack waiting outside. The judges determined that the case could not be heard as the Five Shires did not have jurisdiction
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3the slinky dog farted. Buzz scrambled across the floor to a wind up plane and Mr PotatoHead followed. Buzz sat in the cockpit and fired up the engine (spring). Woody opened the win
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4oon, Sal skipped solemnly to Singapore seemly to avoid the siege. Surprisingly, Spaniards spoke so highly of Sal's Salacious Salisbury Steak that Sal saw Spain as
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3his wife's red Jimmy Choo shoes and the ice from the freezer. I sold them all on Craig's list. Gene called me the next day and asked why I didn't take his wife too. I said
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3saying "Homer was ere 8th century BC". Anupet felt Homer was trying to steal his thunder. In a jealous rage he grabbed Homer by the neck. Homer dropped his chisel and screamed
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3developed a desire for mathematical chemistry. The challenge was gaining acceptance into the American Chemistry Society. Upon completion of her Honours she would apply to the Socie
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4they perform a comedy sketch to the Gimps. The Quadriplegics agreed with Bob and started working on their costumes and makeup. The stage was set and the curtain raised
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5the greatest hits of the Bangles. He thought they needed a keyboard player to complete the ensemble. So, he rushed over to Donny's Music & Pet Food Store to buy a keyboard
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3dreaming of cheese. Jerry looked over to see Bernadette the sexy mouse from the neighbours house. She waved at Jerry and blew him a kiss. He got the message loud and clear. Jerry
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5hemp clutch purse. Fairy Bongmother was also 8 months pregnant and waddled around the White House. She looked into a mirror and applied a deep red lipstick before turning
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3he accidentally stood on a rare tree frog. BulbousBob said "What was that?" as he lifted up his foot to look underneath his shoe. I was distracted by a loud cry and ignored
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0to wear cricket helmets and gloves whilst chanting England supporters songs. John's fears were realised when over the horizon the Barmy Army came to face Buddha's Terminal Death Ar
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4whenever young children wanted to pull a sicky from school. The Boogeyman hid in closets or under bed and could be called on 1800_BOOGEYMAN. He provided free tissues for his client
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1overcrowded. The zombie festival refused to let anymore zombies in. Everything was sold out. The zombies took to the street to party but police with water cannons held them at bay.
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2I tripped over my own foot and grabbed hold of the floor tightly to stop it spinning. A nice police lady smiled at me and gave me some lovely bracelets. Someone threw a bottle
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0shouldered wedding dress. What is this the 80's? Included in my duties as a talent agent was being the fashion police, driving the talent's children to school and