Finished Folds (1401—1420)
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5birthday candle from the cake he had baked Nazir. Ayatolla was disappointed the team had not seen it his way. His only salvation was to go visit the supermarket and buy
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3terrorising somewhere else. He sailed away from the spice islands and his ship was caught in the strong winds of the roaring 40s. Blown of course, he discovered a
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3fish from the orient. Sir Joust was unable to supply such a delicacy. Cook tied him to the round table with only peanut butter to provide modesty. Cook then left Sir Joust searchin
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4During the school holidays Uncle Benny took his nephews and nieces to Pissweak World. At Pissweak world the attractions consisted of
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4pick my nose, eat it and fold stories till the wife comes home from work. She works at Fold & Co Industries making letters for folding stories. One day, she didn't make enough and
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4Fuzzy Wuzzles, who had just arrived from the planet Morg. The Fuzzy Wuzzles started to clap and cheer as I took to the stage in my new shorts. I clutched the microphone tightly as
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4was no longer being taught at schools. Creationists had won. The name Darwin was unknown to a whole generation. Religion had become
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2if he agreed to play Dungens & Dragons. Jo had brought her 50 sided die with her and was ready to roll but without his lucky black sequinned glove he just wasn't interested. Jo
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3up Maria!" She obviously was into him too because she looked over at the exit indicating she wanted to leave. "We can't leave the convention yet baby, the Spock dancers haven't
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1ways since it had joined up with Labrador. The Texans wouldn't know what they were missing because they were too busy playing with guns. It is a shame because Labrador is
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5quickly took our money and ran off to freedom. I was unphased by the child as I had just spotted an impressive stall selling pink mobile phone covers. "Awesome, I've always wanted
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1Caterpillar munch through the entire book, out onto the car seat and onto the street. When the hungry furry caterpillar looked back at her and then continued to devour everything
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5ain. I could hear the mice I'd named Vixen and Trixy Bell scurrying about happily. Since my wife left they have become my best friends. Vixen invited me to her mouse hole for tea
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2munched down the hazardous cereal. It wasn't cereal...it was the milk. I'm lactose intolerant. Laura came to my funeral and put on a great act at being sad. She cried for days and
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3attend his weekly minature horse jumping trials. The pill starting to have an adverse reaction. It wasn't long after he'd taken it he started to think he was a minature horse. Late
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3all famous writers travel under psuedonyms for fear of being mobbed by fans. Steven King uses the alias Pussywillow when booking accomodation. Authors are often stalked by
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9I collect postcards of bridges, single view and women's toenail cuttings. Mr Needlepoop had just his local collectors club. He was so excited he forgot himself and didn't expect
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3First day at camp and Tristan was stuck in a morse code class. He thought they'd be playing with pocket knives, lighting fires, climbing trees and tying the girls up with rope but
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6He offered Susan some dried salted fish and a can of rotted herring. Suzan suddenly felt at home and the omega 3 from the fished helped her brain function. 128 bit passwords were
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2time. I was glad to smell the fresh sea breeze and no longer surrounded by stinky French people eating garlic and wearing too much perfume. The SS Lincoln anchored in Portsmouth