Finished Folds (1381—1400)
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1From Tuesday Bugs would host a celebrity makeover show. Porky signed up straight away. Porky had always been shy with the ladies and his stutter didn't help. Porky had been reject
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7aka the tickling charm and apply it to all the infirm patients at the local hospital. "That will teach those muggles" thought Harry Potter as he became mentally ill with power.
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3Titanium dioxide extracted from ilmenite ore. Ilmenite is mined in Australia which has extensive deposits in mineral sands. The sailor had invested in a mining company when visitin
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3They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.
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8she wished for universal healthcare but the government said "that's Communism" and put taxpayers money into their own purses. Ms Epsom
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5placed $200 cold hard cash on the table. Morty was furious when the Garage sale owner shook his head refusing his offer. Morty leaned across the
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0Grand Master of the Lodge allowed the to join the feast. The Stoneshapers were usually a secret organisation but on this occasion they would allow Sharks and Jellyfish to join. The
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1plucked and cooked into chicken pie. One night a fox got into the hen house and it wasn't there for tea and crumpets. The fox was only interested in
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5The morgue was running low on storage space. We'd tried everything to control the influx of bodies. I suggested to my line manager that we get some large glass jars which
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2when combi van full of hippies pulled up and offered us a ride. The hippies were going to search for magic mushrooms. We looked forward to enjoying shrooms on toast in the
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3and thankfully mathematics field medal winner Jean Bourgain walked into the room and offered to help. With the odds calculated we were able to interpretive dance all night. It was
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3the Mountain Pygmy Possum which Han Sulu had been hiding on Lu Ki's behalf. Han Sulu would do anything to protect the endangered animal from Gen Tzo. Even if it meant
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4h shut with gaffer tape. "This is the last time you will come between the folds!" Dr Foldenstein told the folded monster. With the spare tape Dr Foldenstein created
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4waiting around the back for leftovers from the Brothel Bakery. Since the Government had increased taxes on bread baking today Teri would receive
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4na. Icarus regretted his party lifestyle. After years of getting home at sunrise he'd grown tired of it all. He made a life changing decision to join the crew of a cruise ship in
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4because he slapped me in the face before I could answer. I felt hot tears run over my swollen face. I didn't know what had happened to Agent Barbie and being slapped didn't help
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1wipe his bottom on my wedding dress. My wedding dress was white. Even though I was certainly no virgin, it did not mean it was toilet paper. Roger had gone too far this time and I
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3waving about in one hand. Sure, my uncle had dementia but we still tried to treat him with respect. The new medication he was on made him happier than ever. He'd race about in his
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7patch of garden. The cabbages had been through many wars against the snails. In the past few seasons cabbages had been devistated by a slug invasion. The garden wars had taken its
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6cowboys were kicking cocktails over and overall causing trouble. Since mum had gone the ranch had become chaos. Home just wasn't the same anymore. I found an old box of