Finished Folds (1481—1500)
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2nor tails of the mysterious box. The detectives at Scotland Yard called for emergency doughnuts to help crack open the box with the massive weight of their expanding bellys. "Push
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7a pink moped came whizzing around the corner knocking him off his feet. The next thing he remembered was looking down the blouse of a pretty nurse in hospital as she checked his
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2happened next nobody expected. The band kids influenced a revolution. Instead of gossip magazines and the Oscars society became fixated with New Scientist Magazine and the Nobel
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4It doesn't matter. They knew the real issue was that sprawling housing was forcing them to farm marginal land whilst the more fertile land was being used for residential housing
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1paid the clerk but didn't tip. Snrgh then decided to go handgliding but first he would need to find a hat to protect his new hair. Snrgh had seen a beautiful bonnet with a pink
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3winkle crash helmets. The rival gangs would let a game of chicken determine who were the biggest losers. The Jenny Craigers were muscle car fans and squeezed their best
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3decipher everything and I have a headache. If only I could call the Grand Master Supreme but it is no use. I can't even remember how to spell missile in Morse code, what is
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3in the highlands of Scotland would have been preferable but life choices don't always take you where you want them. Joanne climbed out of the box and skipped to a park to play.
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5Tiffanys was controlled by the Kite Flying Association of Uganda. Although they were experienced in pulling strings the puppet did not feel confident he was being
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0d to be avoid being eaten by his plaether couch but it was too late the ugly couch had sucked him in and spat him out in another dimension. Sweat dripped from his forehead as
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5the bottle of unknown spirit and thought of his wife Matilda. She was a bawdy woman but Morton loved her so. She was far away now he was stranded off Valparaiso
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2If only he could remember the way out. He really needed to launder his shirt because blood stains are so hard to get out if left for too long.
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5into a bird costume a ran about flapping my wings. Rarest of rare birds flew over to me and joined in my birdie dance. I worked in a clapping motion to my dance to catch the birds
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7eally need two bee eton with vodka shots. How many faeces doe you have? Why are ewe spinning? If ewe won't serve mi I cann go somewear else
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5Yes, it is true he also has a thick neck but beggars can't be choosers. I've got the brains, Channing has the brawn let's make lots of money. $$$$$
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2stuck her head in the water dish and thought about why Disney drew parrots with teeth. A large black cat took this opportunity to knock Polly's cage off the table and onto the
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3Dopey was overcome by the guilt. He began to feel it wasn't the Queen that was wicked and wanted to go to the Enchanted Forest Police. Doc pulled out a gun and poked it in Dopey's
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3get in touch with Calvin. Poor Hobbs became a chocolate pudding addict. He couldn't get enough pudding it was something about the smooth texture and the wobble that made him
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4if the pearly gates were made of real pearl. Apparently they are not. I was promptly thrown out as fast as you can say "Kalamazoo". I needed more cash fast
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3they managed to get past the sniffer dogs. We've been having problems with boats being swept onto the beach from Hurricane Trippy perhaps they found the drugs washed up on the