Finished Folds (1461—1480)
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5It was late in the afternoon and I she had not received a formal invitation. I was dismayed by the lack of proprietary that is now what we call polite society. My neighbour stood
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1would be released to the market next month along with my new line of car air fresheners which are shaped as a leaf that can be dangled from the rear vision mirror. With these produ
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5to form an ever growing green mass of forming gunge. She tried to escape the oozing slime but Denny had locked her in the bathroom by accident. The blob formed a
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5all will be able to turn up on time, bring a net and enthusiasm. This study will require us to capture enough subjects to ensure we have a sufficient sample size. I look forward to
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6was so low I became dizzy and fell on the floor. Whilst on the floor I thought I was a mouse and tried to squeeze myself into a mouse hole. When my face didn't fit I shoved my
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4rolls. In a fit of excitement O'Reilly yelled "I love my body!" before taking off all his clothes and skipping merrily down the to beachside. O'Reilly felt acceptance when people
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2need to be wiped three times with a string of paperclips. In addition to struggling with OCD he had a horrific skin disorder that covered his entire right foot. On the hilltop he
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2fabricated nonsense. It was true he was not the messiah he was just a very naughty boy. I grabbed another book from the shelf and decided to start my own cult based on
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2picked up her skirt and jumped over a puddle of urine. Another small child couldn't wait any longer in the ever growing line. Mrs Walmart-Claus began to think she was working in a
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3I've also been asked to work in Papua New Guinea by their government as they did not have a single specialist in the country to attend to the women. It is rewarding work as many of
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2lick the oven clean. It is as well known fact that children are best for cleaning ovens, sweeping chimneys or working in coal mines. Children without a job are unloved.
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3before we lost the light. Another interruption and the director is going to walk off the set. It shouldn't be this hard to shoot a commercial bit this day has been full of
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4haunt. I grabbed my trusty haunting chains and Casper started to moan. The old man just scratched his head and seemed not to notice our efforts so we
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3ine thousands of razor sharp letters. "Take that!" said the Kinko's manager. We'll always remember the day the hard copy vs electronic copy war broke out. Fibre Optics were cut
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4involved escaping this place. I was going to build a helicopter from my nail cuttings, eye lashes and pieces of old skin. With this helicopter I would navigate to a
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2his finger contained my wedding ring. I had taken if off and hidden it before I started dating Magda. As soon as I had taken Magda's virginity, I planned to skip town and this
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1fell for it and snuggled up nice and close. At that precise moment a loud bang him look in the other direction. Wolvie looked up at him lovely and startled. The noise had been
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4raved about Chef Darth's mouth-watering delights. Count Dooku felt his career wasn't progressing as fast as he liked. He had heard Mr Spacely was offering a head chef position at
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3The remote found it unbearable and couldn't wait any longer. It jumped off the coffee table and made a bee line for the TV. The remote smashed itself against the screen and
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2super camp Todd invited everyone to his new Broadway Production. Ken didn't think he was a homophobe but he actually did have a lot of prejudices. Ken Starr couldn't imagine his