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the blueberry bagel began to expand, much like Veruca Salt became a giant blueberry, except it was an inanimate bagel. I did not take my eyes from his. It was awkward. -
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wishers were on the street to meet him as he fell. They picked him up, cleaned his wounds, and gave him cake. At least that's what was going through his head as it hit the pavement
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Gadyloo checked the internal temp. The meatloaf was a perfect 120 degrees. Just the right temp to breed the e.coli from hell! How they'd managed such tepid temp down there, nobody
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Alas, Galacticus used too much snow and ice in his library. Come spiring, it would be only so much mortar and tall tales.
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a time warp market and he bought a time warp and time warped to before there were time warps, which was warped. Obi-wan, Mr. Scrooge, and Speed Racer were ironically there too.
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He ironically wondered if he should have given up herding those space albino rhinos. Sure they were pains in to buttocks, but they understood a loving space cadet.
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ded into the internet pool and posted some pictures that I just should NOT be seeing. Pics I could not unsee. One was of her "albino rhino". I shouted "MOM STOP!"
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had lost each other so completely after the albino rhino incident. Could such a thing really break soulmates apart?
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que wrench and build that reanimator you're always talking about. Wake the albino rhino from the dead. Wake your inner Albino Rhino! Tony Robbins looked at his latest speech.
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Macgruber was incensed. He had checked his super duper doo in the mirror and now the exploding gong had ruined it. His garb was soot. His face was
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There was one thing Det. Manatee knew for sure. The sun had come up that morning. As it does every morning. Was it a crime? This detective was going to find out! He interviewed
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clown a clown, or stop a stopper. Likewise, you cannot put the genie back in the bottle. It was a well known fact, now spelled out in meme after meme, that the dachshunds control
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aring. Answearing was what his grandfather did whenever the boys would complain about their shoddy kilts, but now he felt the purpose of it. "Frigginkilts", I muttered, wishing
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ordered a Bloody Mary, but seemed content to munch the celery stick garni. Quetzalcoatl, Czernobog, and Myrtle the sentient hamster noticed a $100 bill on the bar. Their hot server
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Dentene, god of fresh breath..." his voice trailed off as the sedatives kicked in. He mused. What if he really was washed up? Already? Maybe he should reconsider prostitution.
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Then it suddenly occurred to me: what if I started a story in the middle?
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More tone deaf, perhaps, than even the Phflaglarrs of Xeizra. I know how everyone says that commercial jingles are the hardest songs to sing, but when it's pudding-like creatures
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feeling I would have better luck with Pink Lady 3s. Now that is an apple! What better way to end the day when even Vivaldi felt scalding? A piece of fruit and a glass of
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A prisoner in a chicken suit? Silicon.
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Interestingly, Sammy's Oxforshire education completely escaped mention by the press at the time. Odd, considering a litter of Siamese cats (Sammy's litter) were attending school.