Finished Folds (861—880)
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2Chap City was my favorite store for chaps. Sure there were lots of online rodeo supply dealers, but none of them had Brenda. Brenda was divine, with two
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2that's when i did the thing that Maude would never forgive me for. Lying there in the teepee, i yelled, "that's not my
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2catch some zzs before the dj party at club little monster. People were put off guard by the tiny, disabled bouncer, but ther listened when he would
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1for the 800lb. gorilla in the room, who was not satisfied and still demanded payment. So they went back to making love, for it was all they had to give.
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5I always want to know where i stand with people, but am too shy to find out. So instead i
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3nasty disposition. Once on the other side, the path sloped downward. They hadn't seen, nor predicted the boiling cauldron that awaited them.
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7begin self-guided lasik surgery. I'll be so famous, he thought triumphantly, that my parents will finally love me for my
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3by rickets, which left me both jittery and blood-thirsty. My only wish was that i could once again see my first pet,
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2gave in and gave J-Lo the ass-prosthesis that we'd all longed for her. Looking back, the aerials WERE a bit much, you know? Now she can make free calls to
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3eyes off the prize, and he zipped up and was on his way. "Worst convention, ever", she thought as she hailed a taxi, which turned out to be Snuffleupagus after a weekend bender
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2how to tie their shoes, once and for all! Jokers, all of them! Heck, they didn't even know the phone numbers and email addresses of menbers of Parliment. Children of the corn pop
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2irected toward the river. That way, everyone would have to use the drawbridge. That was only the beginning though. Wait until they see my plan for fish fingers, she thought
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2In your pants?" Then he bagan reciting phone numbers andemail addresses of members of Parliment. Then he swept the floor of the Superdome. Then he began a pilgrimmage to
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3pinch some road gravel and snort it. "who's badass now?", she cried as she began to recite phone numbers and email addresses of members of Parliment. She reached for her latte,
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3"it means sauce." was the only reply. Leah did not get a chance to inquire further, for that is when the giant ant pushed through the earth and began spewing melted ice cream from
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7In his dream, Matty had to choose between 3 boxes. The first box was green with the symbol of pi on it. The second was smaller, but was glowing with an unseen light. The third
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3Might as well rest here, thought Blake, as the internal hemoraging took over and Blake passed out on the floor of the Stuckey's. That's when the 2-dimensional cat came in with a
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2printed beach t-shirts.. Eventually they bought so many that they replaced the toys the elves should have been making. And that is why we now wish everybody "Merry Thongmas"
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2the story so often goes. One last time, I took out Steve's note, in his perfect cursive. This time I opened it: "Whatever you do, do NOT give away your heart"
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3make ham sandwiches for Patrick Swayze. Now that was a real man. Knew his pork like no other, I'll say! "Bone-in is the only way to go", he'd say, and I'd blush like a schoolgirl.