Finished Folds (81—100)
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6were never comfortable, so he used them all as planters. Scott's alfalfa farm was doing gangbusters in Portland, but couldn't seem to get any traction
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4less adept as a psychoanalyst than he was a drag racer. But Dr. Boos never let such things affect his work. He was going my to be Dr. of the year AND a finalist on Chopped.
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6back when bacon-flavored gum was considered a peace offering. The centurions weren't buying it these days. However, Quasimodo had chosen the lace curtains and it was only a matter
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2the Jedi figurine that he'd stolen from 1985?
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2OJ using juicers that they ran of the V8's belt. They made so much OJ, the Jenny Craigers all developed rashes. So they decided to black market the stuff. The Florida Cartel
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2Except he had dropped his cell phone. Lloyd in AR heard the scuffle and knew what was going on, being a former swashbuckler himself. He ran to the break room for the cannon.
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4Yani, again. The first sign that Big Brother is clearly watching and trying to keep us drowsy. But there is hope. A resistance has grown amongst the smokers, and Yani is their
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4Costco cooperative. Janeway owned the club card and was pretty good about accepting our shopping lists when she went there. Of course, they were always out of phaser charges
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6the stagecoach, which I should've beaten to the canyon pass, except yhat box of chocolates had its way with me and i had to make two unscheduled pit stops, even having to clean off
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4What is the point of being a cannibal if all the restaurants are vegan?
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7Being a sentinent form of energy has its drawbacks. As if not being able to give hugs wasn't bad enough, today I was invited to a birthday party and I realized
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2Try to look on the bright side. For example, whenever I get an infection, I don't get upset. I just look at it as another opportunity to fill my jar of pus.
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7Stories just don't start this way.
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2local Denny's and sat down for one of their gigantic breakfasts. "Don't mind if I do, Tesla thought, but then Faraday's mind crept in the back and started being loud. Angry diners
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6o, although sometimes I also take time to look backwards and reflect, but now it was full steam ahead with the gigantic study. We would take our captured subjects and pin them
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5f shorts, which I inherited from uncle Jack. Uncle jack never played golf, but he collected shorts. He wanted this to be his legacy to us kids. Each of us felt we got shorted when
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1Then I'll walk through fire and yada, yada, yada. You know the rest. (I get the money, the job, and the girl)
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2said the shingle that'd hung all these years outside his workshop. Ironic when the shingles outbreak of '13 ruined everything.
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3wolfish press by wearing low cut blouses and jeans. They really let those boys in the corps get a good view of their bacon. Which reminds me of that time i gave a pig a pancake...
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1That elephant of course was just as insecure as the seal and so came the day when the seal stood up to the elephant and became the alpha seal. The elephant respected this and