Finished Folds (61—80)
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4Then Meghan exclaimed loudly, "exclaim!" Then she threw up quite loudly, "vomit!". None of this phased George, who'd seen it all before with Meghan. Ophelia, on the other hand,
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3Of course, surrendering envy allowed the sun to think it was entitled to some play with the ladies. Screw perfection when a real good screw was involved. Sensitive stars
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2He had loved the 6 Yea club. Man, whatever happened to THAT place?
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4"Come on, guys! Hakuna matata, remember?" The veterans all smiled. The Captain, despite his nervous breakdown, still knew how to spread Disney cheer. The character breakfast
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4But eventually the cake and pastry economy was forgotten. Nonetheless, the wars raged on. They fought over ice cream toppings. They fought over Coke vs Pepsi. Nobody remembered
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5feigned headaches on Christmas Eve, as had become their custom ever since Amazon had taken over Santa's duties. Reindeer always were such divas!
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5The Zorons, of course, were having none of that, seeing what happened the last time they mated with the shipwrecked. So we started a band with the Vogons. Our first album had only
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3whole class watching. Realizing her mistake, Plythen began chanting herself into a meditative state. She began to glow. Hundreds of birds appeared and carried her away. DaaD
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3everyman. As stupid as her daughter was, she was still somehow endearing in her bovineness. You wanted to take her out for a beer. Or maybe kielbasa. The mustard was also cursed.
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2Are much louder than black seals. Easter seals don't perform at the aquarium, but I once saw one busking in red square. Jersey Joe once told me that of all the seals
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7Ice Ice Baby was my theme song, a slick repackaging of someone else's work seemed apropos for a space ninja. Seriously, what was I thinking? Gargoyles laughed at my
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3But we weren't fooled. Never had been. Choosing between Penn and Teller was like choosing between Almond Joy and Mounds. Both get the job done, but philistines
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4allied all of the bets, made a few side wagers, then set to work. It wasn't long before I realized that was all of your noses that was the key to the puzzle. And our salvation.
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3ddled it's way into the sanctuary, as dread is wont to do. "No matter how simple you want to lead your life, how simple your tent, you will not find peace where you have shame"
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4and by "taking out the trash", he meant carrying garbage to the can in the garage. Aging ninjas lead the same lives as you or me...sneaking out back for a smoke, cleaning up after
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3in the black hat who had the secret longing to be Greek. He dreamed of sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and bronzed bodies. Little did he know that he had everything he needed in Nick.
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3so much of the spam that she began to convulse. After five minutes of trying to decide if I should give her mouth to mouth, I realized that she was smiling. Her hand clutching
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5And Orse saw that it was good, but lists always make him anxious. So he popped a xanax. Then another. Eventually, he would have to admit that he would never recapture his foe.
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6boot dance of my people over and over. A wave of nationalism swept over the crowd. They began waving and singing the Esperanto National Anthem. "Oh Stan,
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9the Red Sea. Yep, Moses was just the first great illusionist. Now the tunnel was just a sad place for aging hipsters. The first clue was when they formally named it THE TUNNEL. Two