Annual surveys to determine presence/absence

Annual surveys to determine presence/absence and quantify reproductive success of southern reticulated warthogs will commence tomorrow morning at 0600. I expect that you will

all will be able to turn up on time, bring a net and enthusiasm. This study will require us to capture enough subjects to ensure we have a sufficient sample size. I look forward to

You're listening to 106.4 FM, "The Krill", the only radio station playing exclusively beluga whale mating calls put to a metronome. Next up, we have that hot single, "My Blowhole

only Blows for You!" Capt.Muddymuddskipper turned the dial. How could they listen to such blubber music! The Octopus was transmitting illegally near this channel. His seamount lair

CD was blasting in his ears. Few of the crew knew of Capt. Muddymuddskipper's penchance for extreme heavy metal music. He was a former member of Seamount before he got kicked out

for eating a live golden hamster baguette on stage. The other members of Seamount never got over the heart rending squeaks. Capt Muddymuddskipper hauled in his net crammed with cod

ed messages from Vladamir Putin. Capt. Muddymuddskipper had just hauled a fresh catch of Russia's plan to buy up all the timeshares in the world.

Capt. Muddymuddskipper had to ask help to his good friend CAPTAIN MISSOURI, who attacked the Kremlin and ended with Putin's life.

Putin wasn't sure what the young protester was trying to say, but he did enjoy the fragrance of the fine tea in his gold-rimmed cup that morning.