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The only thing Billy Joe loved though was himself. He didn't love me, but I would make him love me. I would start by collecting his -
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Rev. Graham would also make buck off the demon child by selling him to the circus. The poor Satan spawn now lives a life of
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slaves. Penny's gives out some of the best slaves. They come in the form of all kinds magical creatures. Elves, vampires, and don't forget my personal favorite
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He knew though that if he wanted to get to the mountain cheese, he would have to defeat the cheese yeti. So he grabbed his smacker stick and stabby knife and began the
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began to flirt with her. All those missing teeth, the eyepatch, unibrow and that facial tattoo of a gnome really made her into Jim'ilad dream girl. "Hey, how you doing?"
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thought. The gerbil watched her as she picked her chains with a hairpin. When she was finally free. The gerbil with murderous rage, jumped on the woman. "Thought you could escape,"
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I tripped over my shoelaces. The sexy zombie devi grabbed my arm and took a big bite. She was a woman after my own heart, literally. We married a week later and three kids.
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That is a when a crow took a big dump on his head. He got so angry that he threw the rock at the bird and it laughed because he missed. The rock split in half, of course.
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I can't think of a good way to start a story. My brain is starting to shut down. I am tired and cranky. If it wasn't for
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Elder squid gods deserve your love. So grab your Necronomicon and summon some fishmen for we about to enter the
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If the monkey knew where the bodies were hidden I would be done. I looked at what the monkey had written and my eyes widen with fear.
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didn't know that the couch could talk. "Well, hello handsome." Mr. Toad almost jumped out his warty skin when he heard it speak. The couch then said,
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s a good kick in the nads. I kicked the man between the legs while taking another lick of my rocky road. He cried like a
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punching people in the face. The classes are pretty difficult because sometimes you have punch
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The shadow king knew what the rainbow emperor wanted to do to his people and had to prepare them. "For too long we have been oppressed," He told his people. "Now we shall
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Still I wasn't dead, despite the trillions I just killed. Pieces of earth floated on by and I screamed, "Why can't I die?" That is when God showed up.
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kissed his. He pushed the donkey away, but it persisted with a twinkle in its eye. "Love me," said the donkey. Sopping Wet Joe could only
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ended up breaking both her legs while taking out the trash. Despite her being my mother, I knew I couldn't waste the meat. So I
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and the unreal audiences would clap and cheer. Lighting cigarette lighters and swaying back and forth. I and unreal Larry had a great unreal band, but that soon was
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"My boyfriend, after all, has tomato paste fetish. It could be worse. Of course, he has a lot of fetishes. Oh well!" I then looked at the man across from me. I knew at