Finished Folds (121—140)
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4Jeanane Garofalo told Uma Thurman to just "pretend" to be her. Jeanane was trying to lure the hot guy in some misguided Cyrano de Bergerac manner, but we all know how that ends.
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5had picked an inopportune time to have an out of body experience. His brother was watching YouTube and abusing himself to videos of dancing night elves. He tried to look away, but
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2Mabel was certain that she'd be a big hit in the town of Anchorage by the mere fact that she was female. She looked like a caucasian sumo wrestler, but in this icy land, that could
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1this was never going to happen. Oh, she could swear to the tabloids that she didn't believe in plastic surgery while she secretly indulged, but Kathy Griffith would always be the
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2blood oozed from the container. As a zombie, he was pleased by this turn of events and raised the coffee cup to what remained of his nose, sniffing it. "Need more... brains..."
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7sandwich. However did THAT get out of place? She was certain to keep the watercress-and-human-finger sandwiches in the OTHER case for her zombie patrons. Quickly, she returned it.
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4litters of hamster babies. Yes, he was a serial hamster killer, an admission that he had driven deep inside of himself in that dark place where he kept his secrets. But he could no
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6everywhere fell from grace on that fateful day, much like Meg Ryan did after screwing around with the volatile bag of testosterone that is Russell Crowe. The end.
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1cookies and brownies that Little Suzy conjured up in the Easy-Bake. Little did she realize that she was actually infusing the demon Quoltar with the ability to free himself by
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2like a cheap cardtable at the first sight of the aliens. What a coward. And so, the human revolution would come down to Snoopy and his General, Woodstock, to fight the invasion.
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2chair in the balcony and lambasted Ebert for his movie review of "Skyline." Hawking's uneven robot voice shredded Ebert's ego and I blushed to hear it, thankful that it wasn't me.
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3thirty seconds later. Well, now what? She had 7.5 minutes until the world ended, for crying out loud! It wasn't nearly enough time to engage in her favorite hobby of
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3in the form of a haz-mat suit. He ignored the stares on the dancefloor and approached his high school sweetheart, Charlene. He gazed at her and whispered, "I brought protection."
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4clearly a Nosferatu out for a night on the town alone. Perhaps he was seeking prey... or company. Emboldened by the whiskey taking effect, she saundered over to the vampire and
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1headphones to distract herself. A silencer muffled the sound of whizzing bullets as they passed her sister and embedded themselves into the wall behind her. Lucia cursed her aim,
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3into his back, shouting wildly, "That'll show you! No one double-crosses King Arthur, beeyotch!" He had circumvented the future, preventing Lancelot's tryst with Gwenivere, but
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7no one was really sure about what happened to her after the show. Some claim she faded into obscurity, but I always suspected that Jason Bateman was really Justine in disguise.
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3His t-shirt read "Body by Nintendo" and hugged the curves of his belly and man boobs. Yet, I found him strangely alluring. His nerd boy charms trumped any male model.
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4Half of the audience at the midnight screening of the cult film's sequel weren't even alive when the original premiered. That wouldn't bother me but these noisy kids annoy me with
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4and talking about the time that he ran for President as a 3rd party candidate. It was almost sweet when Perot did it. Not so much when Ralph Nader screwed over the country.