Finished Folds (261—280)
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5cushions our footsteps and the rumbling of Begorah's stomach punctuates our days and interrupts our nights. At twilight we made our escape from his great navel by grappling up the
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5your lips and kiss me. It's the strongest love potion known to humankind! Ask the Ancient Sumerians--they knew a thing or two about kumquats." I did as he directed and lo! he trans
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2canine ball soothing lotion. I fingered my mouse, lost in thought. Then it came to me all at once like I'd been hit by a dream at 100mph. The first stanza of my epic poem entitled
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5He pointed a quivering finger at my squid rings and quavered, "Saturn!" I looked at the squid rings, back at sooty man, then back to the squid rings. It all made perfect sense and
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4got into a huddle and found an inspirational quote for him. "You need a backbone, not a wishbone!" they screeched. "FFS, I'm a poltergeist... I'm incorporeal you bunch of idiots,"
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6He was also an expert on porridge, malt whiskey and being taciturn and morose. Wickfelt MacGregor's ginger locks whipped up as the breeze on Loch Ness rose and Nessie's great head
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6Mildred had no morals, no conscience and no regrets. She played poker like it was the last game she'd ever play. When Joel partnered Mildred at bridge it was the last time he felt
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3I leant in to my TV and heard the tiny buddhist monk chanting to the squid saying "Love with your head and heart. Love with your very self.." The squid was shooting off penises
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5. Then he handed me a herring. "It's a herring," he husked hoarsely. He climbed back onto the pile of furs on his sled, whipped his huskies and disappeared. I never saw that Eskimo
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5Or were those Eastern Europeans just being all up themselves and Expressionist again. She dipped her kolbasa on a stick into some mustard and chewed reflectively. Her dad's calcula
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3in your pipe and smoke it... I love you!" While Beatrice was agape with astonishment, Dante tossed the mountain lion cookies to a small raccoon which lay curled at Beatrice's feet
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12heavy with feeling. "Ummm... I walked here tbh," I replied. So we set off together to my remote cabin, a 7 mile hike over rough ground. He started wheezing as my grocery cart skitt
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9She wouldn't not feel the pain caused by egregious grammatical errors. She didn't not carry her copy of 'Punctuation Done Right!' in her pocket so she could argue the toss with
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6doesn't have a backstory at all--how is that even fair? It's like peanut, peanut, peanut... So when the elephant sat on the peanut and crushed it to an oily mess, it was difficult
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2it was depth. And in a very real way he did dig to the depth of the very essence of his being where he was everything he was meant to be... as Confuscius says...
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1subsequent events, this marmoset was the marmoset I loved most in the whole world. Such an adorable marmoset!
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3a bluish rubbery mass, vaguely spherical and semi-opaque. I stared into it and the eye embedded in its centre slowly blinked back at me. I held it to my ear and I heard a voice say
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3dium rich! We could insert one through the redundant floppy disk door and the chemical reaction will shut down the electricity supply to the whole East Coast!" The hot pocket fizzl
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5But hope, like a malformed butterfly emerging from its chrysalis and failing to spread its wings, shrivelled before my eyes as the Sharkano opened its jaws & a pyroclastic flow rol
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4pupate into Cro Magnon man complete with off the shoulder deer skin onesie, wombat sneakers and auroch cap. He looked STUNNING