Finished Folds (3001—3009)
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5and got a Hollywood movie deal, satirising our neighbour's incest filled life. The irony being that, off the back of that, he became a porno star, leaving me bereft.
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3hosed her down as best they could. They tried to smuggle Ellen out of the stage door stuffed into a yellow crate, but her loud swearing was too much of a clue to what was happenin
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1Lovely coat. The Minotaur did his best to mingle with his guests, but his terrifying bellowing just led to confusion and panic amongst the assembled Cretans.
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5Tears ran down Alphonsa's face leaving sooty tracks of mascara. She looked out of the window and the sound of the neighbour's dog barking rang in her head. She couldn't think.
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4ow the green land turned into shimmering sea. The balloon, with Annie inside, lost altitude and finally sank and started bobbing on the surface. A shark snapped at the balloon an
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4Squawkers was amazed at how well Canadians understood English - it was as if they had spoken it all of their lives. They didn't eat burgers, though, but towers of shuddering squid.
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3Silvio gave a small hiss and caught the next tram to Croyden Central, a dismal journey only requiring Silvio to co-ordinate his skin with shades of grey and the colour of despair.
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4lovingly inserted into the envelope containing his extortionate invoice. I wanted to find another dentist but no one understood my incisors like he did and caressed my molars with
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5decomposing badger. Elmer grabbed me by the shoulder and pointed a quivering finger towards a heap of rags on the ground. Something was writhing beneath them.