Finished Folds (21—40)
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5before the Tories took over. Some say that's beyond coincidence and that they themselves must have been the Tories." "Well" said Nigel from the back of the bus "This is my stop."
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4pondering over the last few hours, eyed him suspiciously and queried "A penny for your thoughts?" A bewildered McGuffey replied "Show me your penny first! I don't give credit!"
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1when who else should walk in on them than Simon Goatstrangler, her ex boy friend from a decade ago. She'd never understood why he'd walked out on her, and had often wondered what h
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2though, on this occasion, something went dreadfully wrong. He arrived with the ears of a pig, making him terribly inconspicuous. He had to find a hat immediately, and walking
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3blender and mixed them with egg plant, tahini a pinch of salt, whipped soy cream and chilly powder. The combination was lethal with a strangely otherworldly taste that caused one t
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3"Where are you?" she replied?" If you are in that silly labyrinth again, you can find your own way out! this time. I'm tired of you and your shenanigans. Get a job and blah blah"
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3"Get the ferret off me!" I fell to the floor writhing in pain. Luckily a bystander noticed the wriggling weasle's head protruding from my dress, and managed to unstrap and free the
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2The limerick is furtive and mean, You must keep her in close quarantine, Or she sneaks to the slums, And promptly becomes, Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
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4I awoke to find her crawling aimlessly around the kitchen wearing nothing but a tank top and pink socks. I pretended not to notice and left he house silently, hoping things would
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2"How is this even possible? Are you real?" Before him stood the girl with the flower he'd dreamed of that morning. It seemed like his journey had not all been complete nonsense.
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4On his first trip to the border, Clark, carrying 4 full barrels of home brew, became distracted. Off on the horizon he could see a train heading for disaster. Ditching the barrels,
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1- Mario 16. read the score keeper. This was really not good. He'd use up too many lives, and the princess was still not rescued. Another barrel whistled passed him. "Whew, that w
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2Hammered Judge Judy. "If your sister knew she needed the car, why on earth would she tell you you could borrow it?!" "But.." "No buts! I don't want to hear any more of it. You owe
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4on top of the audience. A pillar fell, barely missing me, dust flew everywhere. I had but one thought in my head "self preservation". Desperately I made for the exit. Miraculously
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7Clearly something must had upset the babel fish during the last interstellar hyper-jump. Without a new one their relationship was doomed to end. Recalling Zaphods stash of babel fi
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5Cindy still lived on Cedar lane, but the past 40 years had taken its toll on her. She no long had that airlined figure, but was fat and pimpled, what's more, 8 grandchildren behind
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5Weeks later I received a hand delivered reply. A small grey haired man stood furtively at my front door holding the missive. When I had read through it, I was totally shocked, I ha
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6The electric monk pushed his way onto the platform. It was of vital importance to his mission that he made it aboard this train. Just as the doors began closing, he managed to stic
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2ed herself up, trying to make sense of the mess she was in. Where was papa bear when you needed him most? No doubt winging over his cold porridge. She grabbed her cell phone and l
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2"double 6!!" she giggled.. "I win!" Clarke, you have to do it. Jimmy made a right pigs ear of it last time.., and make sure you do it before the paper goes to press" Clarke stood