Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but

Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but now I, Davros, have captured you and destroyed your precious Tardis! My army of Daleks will rule the universe FOREVER!

The daleks crossed the road to exterminate the chicken. Davros having destroyed the tardis proceeded to Cardiff where he would celebrate with a bowl of leek soup

from a dried packet produced by Knorr. The yellow and green soup packages ate at Davros. It reminded him of...well, he wouldn't even allow himself to think it. He punched the

Bozo-the-Clown,then sat down and thought about what he didn't want to think about. 40 years later, he got up, tripped over his beard,determined to right that wrong that had plagued

his dreams for his 40 year sleep. Clown Bozo strode out of his house, his flares flapping and drove to see his girlfriend. He had to right that wrong, but was he 40 years too late?

the counter insisted on being spanked constantly every day and having hot pitch poured on them on their birthdays. It was too much. Sometimes she would stand atop the Gimps box and

Take out her pistol. Then she was left alone. She was given the guest room to sleep in and refused to turn the radio off. She had gained due respect, the hard way. Her comrades

however, were not happy with her presence, and her choice of music, let alone her pistol-whipping method of getting her way. So late one night when they could hear her snoring

the others crept into her bedroom with shaving cream. As gently as a razor allowed, they shaved off the centre part of her hair. At midday - at work - she looked in the mirror.